I am a terrible person.

[Drahthaardogs]

A friend of mine posted a Facebook post about this "new" yeastless bread she created. She went on and on about how EASY it was and how proud she was for creating it. She even boasted she cooked it in a hot pan in just a few minutes.

Then she posted the recipe:
1 cup flour
1/2 cup warm water
1/4 cup oil
1 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt

I had to tell her...

THAT is a tortilla recipe. You literally made a tortilla. Mexican women have been making them for 500 years.

I think she hates me now

[ret5hd]

1. Ask her if she will invent you a burrito.

[Drahthaardogs]

2. With ranchero sauce!

I'm still laughing.

[Blue Owl]

3. It's nacho fault

n/t

[Roland99]

8. Oh no you didn't !

[handmade34]

4. or Chapati

[abqtommy]

5. We called them chapatis in West Pakistan. East Indians call it nan. No matter the name, it's a

tasty and filling part of anyone's diet!

[Ananda62]

20. Roti

I’m East Indian and we call roti. The thicker bread is naan snd it’s made with yeast.

[Major Nikon]

24. Many, if not most cultures have some form of flatbread

[Haggis for Breakfast]

6. Native Americans call it Fry Bread

but it's even simpler - flour, water, oil.

[FailureToCommunicate]

10. Navajo fry bread...

https://twinrockstradingpost.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/the-southwest-recipe-for-navajo-frybread-enjoy/

[Haggis for Breakfast]

12. That looks so delicious.

The Code Talkers in WWII used to use their helmets as a pan and whip up their Navajo Bread. It is delicious.

[FailureToCommunicate]

14. My sister-in-law taught for years on a reservation. She makes navajo mutton stew on

fry bread, that her Navajo students even thought was great.

It IS amazing...but I still prefer the creation from the Tuba City truck stop kitchen.

Just please don't tell her that!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

17. I volunteer to take your share of her Navajo mutton stew.

Y'tehay !!

[FailureToCommunicate]

18. Thanks for the offer, but in the interest of marital harmony, I never turn it down.

Go in beauty.

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[alwaysinasnit]

13. Thanks for the link. They look yummy.

[FailureToCommunicate]

16. Yes. And one of the secrets is...

lard.

[denbot]

19. Baking powder is also in the ingredients.

Just saying..

[Ferrets are Cool]

7. This may be the best post I've read all day.

Thank you

[BigmanPigman]

9. Even the biggest moron knows you don't need yeast to make bread...

what did Sourdough contain....no yeast. Not rocket science!

[Drahthaardogs]

11. Uh, actually yeah... sourdough has yeast

You use a starter of flour and water until yeast colonize it. You just don't use instant yeast.

[Major Nikon]

23. Sourdough, AKA natural yeast

Which is not to say commercial yeast isn't natural.

[FailureToCommunicate]

15. "The Biggest Moron" could be a hit TV show! Except for one problem...

there would only be one contestant: Trump.

[ret5hd]

26. He's like the Idiocracy version of James Holzhauer.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Holzhauer

[yaesu]

21. I went shopping today for the first time in over 2 weeks, couldn't find any flour for my Navajo

flat bread but I did find a big 80oz box of Aunt-Jemima buttermilk pancake mix for $5 which I plan on making biscuits along with pancakes of course. It would take me a few years to use up a box that size in normal times.

[fierywoman]

22. Personally, I think you are a wonderful person.

[Drahthaardogs]

25. Thanks!

I know I have my moments though!

[LisaL]

28. At least it didn't call for 2 tsp of cyanide.

[Drahthaardogs]

29. At least the author didnt claim to have invented

Cilantro.