I've taken this opportunity to work on my "Beach Body"

[underpants]

Current stage: Beige, salty, and gritty.

[EarlG]

1. I'm with you

Currently covered with flotsam and smelling of seaweed.

[underpants]

3. ✅

[5X]

6. Oh no,

if you are that dirty, will you xmit digital viruses?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I've got that beached whale look going for me already.

[underpants]

4. Do the locals come by and try to help?

It could be fun.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. People from Greenpeace keep trying to drag me into the water.