What are the chances Pres Biden will retain Ivanka & Jared for their expert advice? 🤔

[stopbush]

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[stopbush]

1. Thought we all could use a good laugh about now...

[rzemanfl]

2. If no one responds to this poll it will be perfect. n/t

[Siwsan]

3. What are the chances they will still be in the country, come the inauguration?

Probably slim.

[ret5hd]

4. .

[Dream Girl]

5. He'd be crazy to let them go

[underpants]

6. I vote poop

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[Raster]

8. As do I.

[lindysalsagal]

7. Somewhere between Lucy letting Charlie Brown kick the football and

finding OJ's other glove.

[Aristus]

9. Somewhere between zero and none.

n/t

[LakeArenal]

10. Zero point zero.

[SeattleVet]

11. 100%...

and while they're detained they can give their opinion of the prison food, bedding, and how lonely it gets in solitary confinement.


Oh, wait - that was Retained...


never mind!

[jmowreader]

12. He'll retain them for a slightly different reason

They'll be his Prison Condition advisors.

Now, it seems that six months after President Biden's inauguration the courts finished their business and threw Donald, Ivanka, Jared, Eric, Don-Don, Melania and Trump's entire Cabinet in federal prison. And because President Biden is a nice man, he called the prison they were in a week after they were locked up to ask how things were going.

Ivanka picked up.

"Look, you jackass," she started, "you've got a hell of a nerve putting us in such a pig sty. I mean, look at this place. The walls are gray and we aren't allowed to paint them. Our lighting is one bare bulb hanging down from the middle of the ceiling. The linens are scratchy as hell. There's a fucking toilet sitting in the middle of the floor, for God's sake, and we're supposed to use it with no regard for our privacy? The food is slop. They don't let us wear makeup, do our hair or have nice clothes. I demand you get us out of these crappy cells and move us into a place befitting of the Trump family name, right now."

"Yes, Mrs. Kushner," President Biden said. "Could you put the warden on?"

<< a pause >>

"Good morning, sir. Warden William Smithers speaking."

"Hi William, this is the president. You know that row of cells you've got up there that's infested by rats, roaches and mold? Move the Trumps into it."