Men - Paragon of thought, embodiment of dealing with the moment, encapsulation of stupidity

[packman]

[The Magistrate]

1. I Would Give The First Fellow A Pass, Sir

He is on the rear seat, the driver can see ahead, and it appears at least someone unemcumbered is convoying them.

The rest, though, support your point. I suspect most of us have something we can look back at which is equivalent.

I once carried an assembled glass-block bathroom window up a forty-foot ladder, and on the next to top rung of it stood to wrestle the burden into the gape awaiting it, the bottom edge of which was about level with my chin. I didn't even have the excuse of heedless youth, I was well into my thirties.

[Iggo]

5. Wind resistance.

[The Magistrate]

6. The Thing Was Awful Heavy, Sir

And to lift and work it put my arms above my head, and required a little leaning back while I was the sole support for the weight. Not past the point of tipping balance, or I would not be here typing this. But I certainly rank it among the stupidest things I have ever done in my life. Some of those, of course, are among the things I am proudest of....

Needless to say no safety equipment whatever was involved.

[3catwoman3]

2. That is an impressive collection of...

...dumbassery.

The light bulb changer does have admirable athleticism.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Utility parkour. nt

[Fla Dem]

4. Yes, but what's his plan for getting back?

[TexasBushwhacker]

8. Whose bright idea was it to put a light fixture there? N/t

[lindysalsagal]

7. The prosecution rests.

I wish I could say I'm shocked.

[sarge43]

9. My husband observation

"Make me proud to have a pair."

[rurallib]

10. The guy trimming the trees with the riding mower!

Once saw a Dodge Omni (really small car) rolling down the highway with a riding mower strapped to the roof of the car! Almost drove off the road.

[TomVilmer]

11. That is not a good way to trim hedges...

We did it from a trailer behind a car. On the trailer was piled boxes to get the right height, and on top of them was my friend with a motorsaw. Then just drive slowly along the hedges, and cut the top of them. It actually worked... but we never repeated that stunt.

[GoneOffShore]

12. I'll give the guy on a riding mower a pass, and maybe picture one.

The guys with the guns? Not just WTF! But a WTAGDF!!

So many stupid people. So little time.