I only lasted 13 seconds

[Major Nikon]

Some of you brave souls might last longer...

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Henny Youngman: My wife said to me, "even an egg takes three minutes." NT

[sl8]

2. Oh, thank goodness. I thought you might be describing your sexual prowess.

[Major Nikon]

5. What makes you think I wasn't?

[Laelth]

3. That's awesome. n/t

-Laelth

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Thanks for that.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Song is still more truthful and makes more sense than Trump.

Song is still more truthful and makes more sense than Trump.

[mr_lebowski]

7. I gotta admit I was hoping this was a very different sort of 'video recommendation' (nt)

[TomSlick]

8. Geez. I thought it was funny.

Of course, I've lost track of how much box wine I've gone through.