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Preppers (Original Post) Major Nikon Apr 2020 OP
Looks like no shower in bunker. . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2020 #1
There's a sink underpants Apr 2020 #2
Must be one of them foreign RVN VET71 Apr 2020 #12
If only these types are left? pwb Apr 2020 #3
Ah, but you have to love Chainfire Apr 2020 #4
If that's whose left I'll take my chances with the Donner Party. kairos12 Apr 2020 #5
Make sure you take some of xyoungblood Apr 2020 #8
Not a total loss... Newest Reality Apr 2020 #6
... Major Nikon Apr 2020 #7
That is brilliant! Thank you! nt Ilsa Apr 2020 #10
Two tweets I saw about this today: Saviolo Apr 2020 #9
BWAH! Needs a full day's pampering at the spa! Tough guy! ffr Apr 2020 #11
Never make it working a wilderness fire lookout tower. DemoTex Apr 2020 #13
Heard there are some already KT2000 Apr 2020 #14
Food can be stored. How do they arrange toilet facilities? keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #15
There's a few options Major Nikon Apr 2020 #16
With Jim Bakker's Turd Bucket Blue Owl Apr 2020 #18
I'm gonna look that one up! Permanut Apr 2020 #20
LOL Blue Owl Apr 2020 #17
Hilarious! NNadir Apr 2020 #19

RVN VET71

(2,689 posts)
12. Must be one of them foreign
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:09 PM
Apr 2020

sink and toilet combinations -- 'captain they ain't no commode so ya just do your business then get a drink of water. Real convenient when you get thirsty and have to take a dump at the same time.

Chainfire

(17,474 posts)
4. Ah, but you have to love
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 03:51 PM
Apr 2020

mall ninjas. These guys are Manly Men.

Part of their strategy is to carry around six months worth of food under their skin. They love running and gunning, but they have to leave out the "running" part. They all see themselves as modern day Minutemen out to save hate and bigotry for the America and the Americans they love. You are looking at an average of a 10th grade education and an IQ of around 78. The guns are labels they wear that say LOSER. They all suffer because too many poor people get free stuff that they have to pay for. Their motto is Dumb and Proud. They are all lifetime members of the National Republican Army.

Unfortunately, I know the clones of these people too well, I live surrounded by the type.

This photo is evidence of a horrible failure of the American educational system, gutted by decades of Republican funding cuts.

On a more personal note, I would like to see those rifles shoved up their asses.....sideways.

What would be lovely would be if someone with photo editing skills could put all of those guys in pink tutus and spread it all over the web.

 

xyoungblood

(36 posts)
8. Make sure you take some of
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 04:25 PM
Apr 2020

those guys on the "Donner Party" the fat to protein ratio would provide some deliciously marbled long pork.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
6. Not a total loss...
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 03:57 PM
Apr 2020

Looks like the bunker will make a great tomb. Just drop in, gasp and: instant tomb.

I like that multi-purpose thinking.

Saviolo

(3,280 posts)
9. Two tweets I saw about this today:
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 04:26 PM
Apr 2020

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panic! at the costco
@neuralculture

super cool that the extreme prepper boogaloo crowd freaked out and lost the plot less than three weeks into the actual emergency they've ostentatiously built their entire identity around



and:

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Sergeant Larson🇺🇸💣🆘
@Sergeant_Larson
Replying to
@neuralculture

Indeed. The biggest difference is approach. Fascist preppers plan to survive alone for a year or two in their bunker. Socialist preppers plan to survive communally, indefinitely, above ground.

DemoTex

(25,391 posts)
13. Never make it working a wilderness fire lookout tower.
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:38 PM
Apr 2020


Off grid - solar power, small generator, and propane only
No running water
Outhouse 60 yards away (mountain lions in the neighborhood)
Carry everything up 60 steps, including water
Five month fire season possible
13-on/1-off schedule possible
Totally solo 99.9% of time
MREs much of the time
Monkey-butt a way of life
And certainly NO hairdresser!

KT2000

(20,568 posts)
14. Heard there are some already
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:00 PM
Apr 2020

in their bunkers here.They were part of the initial mad dash to hoard products, so says a clerk at one of the big stores.

keithbvadu2

(36,678 posts)
15. Food can be stored. How do they arrange toilet facilities?
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:12 PM
Apr 2020

Food can be stored. How do they arrange toilet facilities?

Major Nikon

(36,818 posts)
16. There's a few options
Mon Apr 20, 2020, 08:20 PM
Apr 2020

If their zombie apocalypse bunker is on a hill, they could have lines going to a septic tank. There's also incinerating toilets and the tried and true method of shitting in a sack and heaving it downwind.

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