NYC_SKP: I'm Going to Take a Break from DU.

[NYC_SKP]

Hold my spot. I'll be right back.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. We'll keep the light on for ya, my dear NYC_SKP!

Don't stay away too long, OK?

[NYC_SKP]

2. I'm back! Needed to visit the powder room. And as soon as I return, jury duty!

[NRaleighLiberal]

3. why did I just know this was just a bathroom break?

[NYC_SKP]

4. Hey!!!

Because you just knew!

[cliffordu]

5. Remember to put the seat down, M'kay??

[NYC_SKP]

6. You mean your a "sitter"?

Me too!

[cliffordu]

11. Yep. Too lazy to stand there and

wait for my prostate to get out of the way.

[NYC_SKP]

12. I sit because I like the feel of the water on my goodie sack!

It's refreshing!

[cliffordu]

17. You win.

[Wait Wut]

7. That wasn't funny.

I almost started to friggin' cry. I've had an awful, truly horrendous fuckin' day. I just signed on here to check up on everyone quick and this was the first post I saw. Between the time I read the subject and actually clicked on it, I thought all hell had broken loose on DU while I wasn't here and you were walking away. That would be bad.

I'm going home, now. If I snap at my husband I'm blaming you.

[NYC_SKP]

8. Wait Wut! I'm so sorry, this wasn't worth that!

I want you to have a terrific day and fabulous weekend and don't worry.

I'll never take a break, I love this place even though it's filled with lunatics (or so it sometimes seems)!

[Wait Wut]

9. I'm better now.

I'm home!

I'm glad you enjoyed your bathroom break!

[UTUSN]

10. NOoooooooooH, well thank Zeus *that's OVER!1 n/t

[onehandle]

13. Good riddance.

Oh, you're back.

How embarrassing.

I was just kidding.

Really.

[NYC_SKP]

14. I'm going to have to cover you with kisses!

[nolabear]

15. Breaks are good.

Go get some perspective. And bring some back with you, 'kay?

[NYC_SKP]

16. Thanks, nolabear!

(I was only gone for a few minutes)

[nolabear]

20. Well, perspective comes in all forms...

[Son of Gob]

18. Will you be eating these?

[NYC_SKP]

19. Gimme a Break!

[lunatica]

21. I really missed you

It was just not the same around here without you.

[Ikonoklast]

22. "Hold my spot."? Eeewwwww. NO.

Not gonna fall for that one again.

[NYC_SKP]

26. OK, how about "touch my monkey"?

Touch him, love him!

[petronius]

23. Did you remember to light a match, and replace the empty TP roll?

Also, we found these on the floor -->

[NYC_SKP]

24. Does the free end of the paper roll over the top of the roll or ulder from the back side?

I usually go from the back with TP and from the front for paper towel.

How the hell are ya?

[petronius]

25. Please excuse my contraryness, but it's over-the-top for both

To do otherwise leads directly to short-tears, carpal tunnel, and nuclear war...