The boog gang rides I got a tip the local store will have toilet paper

[TEB]

Tomorrow afternoon we ride so my boys and i will be casing it out. Will sit in the parking lot waiting until it’s stocked then we put on our mask. And head in to purchase two packages per person. Yes dad will hand out $20 per man.

I told my wife we’re channeling our inner outlaws. The youngers and the James gang. Or the Josey Wales boog the chocolate lab is our chief Dan George.

Man - Dammit boog get out of the cookie aisle stay focused were here for toilet paper.

[in2herbs]

1. I went on Amazon the other day and bought 48 rolls with one purchase and 96 rolls with

another purchase. There is no guarantee until they're delivered and the 48 rolls aren't expected till late July while the 96 rolls won't be delivered until mid-May. Did have a friend say there's no problem with TP shortages in North Dakota and he'd be willing to mail me some.

[elleng]

4. Why did you do this,

or is it a joke? Doesn't sound funny to me.

[in2herbs]

5. No it's not a joke. In AZ it is almost impossible to get TP at a store. And, BTW my H is

using a lot of TP right now -- because he has colon cancer and is dying! Anything other than TP will clog the septic system.

[TEB]

8. Oh wow

I meant no harm I was joking love you and husband

[panader0]

2. Was at WalMart this morning. Lots of everything.

No fights in the TP aisle. I scored a package of 12 rolls that brags they're
so big it's actually 48 rolls. I'll wipe out that claim. I have a septic tank
and have had it pumped once years ago, and cleaned once. I'm sure
neighbors miles away knew it was getting cleaned. But all the kids are
gone now, so I can manage without ever ever getting it cleaned again.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. How many of you are there?

You are exhibiting hoarding behavior.

[sl8]

6. Wouldn't the James gang use something rougher than toilet paper?

Crumpled up "Wanted" posters or something?

[TEB]

7. You know I'm not sure