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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts) Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:35 AM Apr 2020

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I'm working from home.

By "working", I mean working on walking around the house naked with three day old peanut butter stuck in my chest hair.

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I'm working from home. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Apr 2020 OP

You gotta wash that off lapfog_1 Apr 2020 #1

Stop sniffing your chest. LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #3

You must not have a dog Sanity Claws Apr 2020 #2

He can't. I put an N95 mask on him. LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #4

Wearing a mask helps. sagesnow Apr 2020 #5

I'm wearing one, but LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #6

I applaud your mask design modifications! sagesnow Apr 2020 #7

NO LIQUIDS! IT'S NOT SAFE! LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #8

But my enemologist sagesnow Apr 2020 #9

lapfog_1

(29,194 posts)

1. You gotta wash that off

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:37 AM

Apr 2020

The one thing I have grown to hate during lockdown is the smell of peanut butter.

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

3. Stop sniffing your chest.

Reply to lapfog_1 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:39 AM

Apr 2020

Sanity Claws

(21,846 posts)

2. You must not have a dog

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:38 AM

Apr 2020

A dog would take care of that peanut butter for you.

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

4. He can't. I put an N95 mask on him.

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:39 AM

Apr 2020

sagesnow

(2,824 posts)

5. Wearing a mask helps.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:40 AM

Apr 2020

Cuts down on mindless munching. 😊

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

6. I'm wearing one, but

Reply to sagesnow (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:42 AM

Apr 2020

I cut an "eating hole" in it.

sagesnow

(2,824 posts)

7. I applaud your mask design modifications!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:47 AM

Apr 2020

Can you ingest liquids while donning it? And what beverage would you recommend pairing with peanut butter?

LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)

8. NO LIQUIDS! IT'S NOT SAFE!

Reply to sagesnow (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:50 AM

Apr 2020

I follow the CDC recommendations to hydrate with enemas.

sagesnow

(2,824 posts)

9. But my enemologist

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 10:02 AM

Apr 2020

Is on lockdown. I can’t get my full body protective suit off in order to insert vodka suppositories. It’s giving me such a headache figuring this all out!

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