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Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:35 AM

I'm working from home.

By "working", I mean working on walking around the house naked with three day old peanut butter stuck in my chest hair.

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Reply I'm working from home. (Original post)
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 OP
lapfog_1 Apr 2020 #1
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #3
Sanity Claws Apr 2020 #2
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #4
sagesnow Apr 2020 #5
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #6
sagesnow Apr 2020 #7
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #8
sagesnow Apr 2020 #9

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:37 AM

1. You gotta wash that off

The one thing I have grown to hate during lockdown is the smell of peanut butter.

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Response to lapfog_1 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:39 AM

3. Stop sniffing your chest.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:38 AM

2. You must not have a dog

A dog would take care of that peanut butter for you.

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:39 AM

4. He can't. I put an N95 mask on him.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:40 AM

5. Wearing a mask helps.

Cuts down on mindless munching. 😊

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Response to sagesnow (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:42 AM

6. I'm wearing one, but

I cut an "eating hole" in it.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:47 AM

7. I applaud your mask design modifications!

Can you ingest liquids while donning it? And what beverage would you recommend pairing with peanut butter?

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Response to sagesnow (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 09:50 AM

8. NO LIQUIDS! IT'S NOT SAFE!

I follow the CDC recommendations to hydrate with enemas.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2020, 10:02 AM

9. But my enemologist

Is on lockdown. I canít get my full body protective suit off in order to insert vodka suppositories. Itís giving me such a headache figuring this all out!

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