Injecting disinfectant will make the 6 feet rule permanent. You'll be 6 feet

[applegrove]

under. (Because if you don't laugh you have to cry.)

[jberryhill]

1. Forget that

I want to know all the ways of getting light inside the body. That sounded cool. Like, will laser beams shoot out of my eyes?

[applegrove]

3. What got me was when Trump asked Dr. Brix if it would work and she came

up with the save that a fever already fights infections with its heat. She didn't say it exactly like that but you know what i mean. .

[jberryhill]

4. Trump thought he was going to come up with a cure on live TV

[The Figment]

6. You mean like this?

[jberryhill]

8. Yeah, just like that

[Under The Radar]

2. Dead, but yet entirely clean

[Brother Buzz]

5. Hush, I've got a really, really old case of embalming fluid, and well...

I think my ship just came in.

[NNadir]

7. Well, on the bright side, anyone stupid enough to do it will be a Trump voter. n/t.