I just Chugged a gallon of clorox

[KWR65]

I'll let you know how things turn out!

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Should be pretty white.

[LakeArenal]

2. Deathly white?

[hlthe2b]

3. I have the granules... Just add it to your breakfast cereal like sugar crystals.

I'm told it will be a great weight-loss solution given the eventual loss of esophagus and GI tract.

[Eyeball_Kid]

12. Maybe you'll lose weight, maybe you won't. But let's try it, doc. What do you say? n/t

[notdarkyet]

4. I've been taking hydro chlorine by the

handful. Nothing.

[Major Nikon]

13. You're doing it wrong

[Chainfire]

5. Your poop

is going to look like it has be laying in the grass, in the sun for a week.

Personally, I prefer the lemon scented Clorox, with a twist of Lysol.

[33taw]

6. Finally, the Jim Jones moment we have been waiting for.

[Major Nikon]

7. Now in a more convienient travel size

[Laelth]

9. You beat me to it. Kudos. n/t

-Laelth

[Laelth]

8. There's an easier way, you know.

-Laelth

[Eyeball_Kid]

10. No! No! No!

You forgot the rubbing alcohol chaser!

[agingdem]

11. Big mistake..

a gel bleach toilet cleaner would have been a smoother drink...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. So, prepping for a colonoscopy?

I'm sure everything will be cleaned out. Brighter and whiter, too.

[Paladin]

15. So....Are you feeling sarcastic, now?

Or is that just a trump thing?

[PufPuf23]

16. Prediction: Blonde instead of brunette poop. nt

[LeftInTX]

18. When I was a kid, I did not know there was bleach in the toilet

I forgot to flush. A few hours later, I went back in, it was blonde and the pee was brown!!! I freaked beyond belief. I didn't tell my mom..LOL

[PufPuf23]

19. Probably red poop from blood if one lived that long.

The leaps of understanding of a child's mind.

I can recall (so long ago) things did not tell parents or anyone where the misconceptions were vast.

[LeftInTX]

17. Please include a live chat feature!!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

20. Fake! You can't buy gallon containers anymore. Look closely. That bottle contains 121 ounces. NT

[Totally Tunsie]

21. Now swallow some underwear and jump up and down.

VOILA! Clean underwear coming through!

Two birds; one stone.

[DFW]

22. On the rocks, or straight up? n/t