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KWR65

(1,098 posts) Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:54 AM Apr 2020

I just Chugged a gallon of clorox

I'll let you know how things turn out!

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I just Chugged a gallon of clorox (Original Post) KWR65 Apr 2020 OP

Should be pretty white. sinkingfeeling Apr 2020 #1

Deathly white? LakeArenal Apr 2020 #2

I have the granules... Just add it to your breakfast cereal like sugar crystals. hlthe2b Apr 2020 #3

Maybe you'll lose weight, maybe you won't. But let's try it, doc. What do you say? n/t Eyeball_Kid Apr 2020 #12

I've been taking hydro chlorine by the notdarkyet Apr 2020 #4

You're doing it wrong Major Nikon Apr 2020 #13

Your poop Chainfire Apr 2020 #5

Finally, the Jim Jones moment we have been waiting for. 33taw Apr 2020 #6

Now in a more convienient travel size Major Nikon Apr 2020 #7

You beat me to it. Kudos. n/t Laelth Apr 2020 #9

There's an easier way, you know. Laelth Apr 2020 #8

No! No! No! Eyeball_Kid Apr 2020 #10

Big mistake.. agingdem Apr 2020 #11

So, prepping for a colonoscopy? JustABozoOnThisBus Apr 2020 #14

So....Are you feeling sarcastic, now? Paladin Apr 2020 #15

Prediction: Blonde instead of brunette poop. nt PufPuf23 Apr 2020 #16

When I was a kid, I did not know there was bleach in the toilet LeftInTX Apr 2020 #18

Probably red poop from blood if one lived that long. PufPuf23 Apr 2020 #19

Please include a live chat feature!! LeftInTX Apr 2020 #17

Fake! You can't buy gallon containers anymore. Look closely. That bottle contains 121 ounces. NT mahatmakanejeeves Apr 2020 #20

Now swallow some underwear and jump up and down. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #21

On the rocks, or straight up? n/t DFW Apr 2020 #22

sinkingfeeling

(51,483 posts)

1. Should be pretty white.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:55 AM

Apr 2020

LakeArenal

(28,863 posts)

2. Deathly white?

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:55 AM

Apr 2020

hlthe2b

(102,448 posts)

3. I have the granules... Just add it to your breakfast cereal like sugar crystals.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:56 AM

Apr 2020

I'm told it will be a great weight-loss solution given the eventual loss of esophagus and GI tract.

Eyeball_Kid

(7,435 posts)

12. Maybe you'll lose weight, maybe you won't. But let's try it, doc. What do you say? n/t

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #3)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:03 PM

Apr 2020

notdarkyet

(2,226 posts)

4. I've been taking hydro chlorine by the

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:56 AM

Apr 2020

handful. Nothing.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

13. You're doing it wrong

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:05 PM

Apr 2020

Chainfire

(17,671 posts)

5. Your poop

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:57 AM

Apr 2020

is going to look like it has be laying in the grass, in the sun for a week.

Personally, I prefer the lemon scented Clorox, with a twist of Lysol.

33taw

(2,448 posts)

6. Finally, the Jim Jones moment we have been waiting for.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:58 AM

Apr 2020

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. Now in a more convienient travel size

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:59 AM

Apr 2020

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

9. You beat me to it. Kudos. n/t

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:01 PM

Apr 2020

-Laelth

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

8. There's an easier way, you know.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 11:59 AM

Apr 2020

-Laelth

Eyeball_Kid

(7,435 posts)

10. No! No! No!

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:01 PM

Apr 2020

You forgot the rubbing alcohol chaser!

agingdem

(7,868 posts)

11. Big mistake..

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 12:02 PM

Apr 2020

a gel bleach toilet cleaner would have been a smoother drink...

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,375 posts)

14. So, prepping for a colonoscopy?

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 01:20 PM

Apr 2020

I'm sure everything will be cleaned out. Brighter and whiter, too.

Paladin

(28,280 posts)

15. So....Are you feeling sarcastic, now?

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 01:54 PM

Apr 2020

Or is that just a trump thing?

PufPuf23

(8,843 posts)

16. Prediction: Blonde instead of brunette poop. nt

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 02:10 PM

Apr 2020

LeftInTX

(25,649 posts)

18. When I was a kid, I did not know there was bleach in the toilet

Reply to PufPuf23 (Reply #16)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 02:33 PM

Apr 2020

I forgot to flush. A few hours later, I went back in, it was blonde and the pee was brown!!! I freaked beyond belief. I didn't tell my mom..LOL

PufPuf23

(8,843 posts)

19. Probably red poop from blood if one lived that long.

Reply to LeftInTX (Reply #18)

Fri Apr 24, 2020, 02:37 PM

Apr 2020

The leaps of understanding of a child's mind.

I can recall (so long ago) things did not tell parents or anyone where the misconceptions were vast.

LeftInTX

(25,649 posts)

17. Please include a live chat feature!!

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 02:32 PM

Apr 2020

mahatmakanejeeves

(57,675 posts)

20. Fake! You can't buy gallon containers anymore. Look closely. That bottle contains 121 ounces. NT

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 03:26 PM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

21. Now swallow some underwear and jump up and down.

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 05:04 PM

Apr 2020

VOILA! Clean underwear coming through!

Two birds; one stone.

DFW

(54,452 posts)

22. On the rocks, or straight up? n/t

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Fri Apr 24, 2020, 05:19 PM

Apr 2020

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