TRUMP FOUND A WAY TO FIX STUPID...
*********************BREAKING THE NEWS************************
President Trump discovered a fix for something we thought could never be fixed....STUPID.
To start to fix your stupidity....
FIRST... Fix a cocktail of Lysol cleaner (your favorite flavor) and undiluted bleach (your favorite scent) stir thoroughly. On the rocks or straight...bottom up...enjoy.
SECOND....This is important do not wait very long after drinking your cocktail to proceed to step three. Your cocktail could be starting to work and be causing temporary fits of pain and nausea so work quickly.
THIRD...Take the t-5 uv light bulb which you prepared earlier with Vaseline, plug into electric socket and gently place the bulb directly into your anus turn on and sit still for 4 to 5 hours. If unable to stand please squat as sitting on the uv light bulb could cause it to break.
EASY, PEASY, LEMON SQUEEZY...
************THIS IS REAL SARCASM DO NOT FOLLOW ANY OF THE ABOVE***************
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Trump has a plan to repair America
