Drank some bleach and shoved a Tact-light up my ass

[packman]

[Solly Mack]

1. You're hip. You're stylin'. Let's do lunch. I've got a new

Draino crusted chicken recipe to try. Served in a light lysol sauce with death cap mushrooms for a burst of flavor.

[sarge43]

6. Saute in Clorox. n/t

[Solly Mack]

7. I'll marinate in Clorox. Got some 10 year old bacon grease

As a pre-coat for the Draino rub.

[sarge43]

9. Even better. Mmmmm. n/t

[Butterflylady]

2. I see, it evidently had no effect!!!!!

[at140]

3. You might have had better success reversing the insertions

Ultraviolet in nose and throat and mild detergent up the anus could produce better results.

[BootinUp]

4. You are glowing man! Nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. The mini mag-lights work well, but be sure to hang onto the strap.

[sl8]

10. Good advice.

And, if you do lose your grasp, try to get to the ER before the batteries run down. No only will it make retrieval a bit easier, it will serve to lighten the mood. Possibly even provide mood lighting.

[Blue Owl]

8. LOL

You look radiant!

[BrightKnight]

11. The zombie apocalypse has an orange glow.

[smirkymonkey]

12. So. Are you feeling better?

That's the main thing.

[packman]

13. Yes, somehow I feel both cleansed and enlighted

And - this is a plus - both C-19 free and , since I no longer have a brain, am in no danger from a zombie attack.