Hello! Dear valued citizen, How are you doing today? I know that you will be surprise why I have

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Unedited. Sometimes they're so good I keep them rather than report them. This is a keeper.

---------- Original Message ----------
From: FROM THE DESK OF THE PRESIDENT <[e-mail]>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY:
Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2020 00:58:31 +0900

Hello!

Dear valued citizen,

How are you doing today?

I know that you will be surprise why I have been contacted you and I know that you will
be so glad to hear some instructions and advice from me,

You're a citizen of America and I heard so much good behavior about you and how you have
been helping people,... I'm so greatful of you about your good deed !

Government have Compensated you alot with many fund's but yet you haven't received any of
them and I want to know why you haven't yet received what belongs to you any citizen of
America have received their funds but you haven't yet and I want to ask you

(1)Why don't you want to receive your fund?


(2)Are You not interested to receive your fund?


(3)Or Do you rejected all fund that have come your way?


The fund that I have sent to you have reached over $1000 Billion USD but you haven't
received none of them since you don't want to receive your fund so I decided to transfer
the Whole Fund to United nation (UNN) custody so I will be waiting for your response to
me right now if you are still interested in recieving your fund, because I am busy man
and I want to hear from you now,


The President of USA
Donald Trump

[Squinch]

1. I don't know. This DOES sound like Donnie Bodybags could have written it.

[Iggo]

2. Sounds legit.

[Turbineguy]

3. They have orange people in Nigeria?

[Newest Reality]

4. Sounds Authentic

I mean, that's sure convincing as far as what I would expect.

A convincing forgery at least.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

5. Yep, looks legitimate to me.

I know how to release those funds to you. Just send $1000 to me at

JustABozoOnThisBus
First National Bank of Lagos

Look forward I do to your impending fortune.

[2naSalit]

6. Why haven't you claimed you $1000 billion?

What's wrong with you?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. It can't be from Trump. Although the grammar is mangled,

the words are spelled correctly and there are no random capitalizations (OK, just one) or exclamation points.