Requires a caption for $500, Alex. (It's the Daily Double!)

[Duncan Grant]

[grumpyduck]

1. I couldn't come up with a caption for that

if you PAID me the $500.

[Duncan Grant]

7. Ok, we'll pay you $501 and not a dollar less. (h/t Groucho Marx)

[Duncan Grant]

2. Project Runway: Tan line challenge.

[redstatebluegirl]

3. This needs some kind of warning.

Wow, I can't unsee that!

[Historic NY]

4. OMG

https://www.kfyrtv.com/content/news/People-gathered-at-the-capitol-in-protest-to-reopen-businesses-569808711.html]

[Duncan Grant]

9. Live from Bismarck, ND: The "Republican Woman of the Year" pageant.

Where you’ll hear no one say, “I just really want to work with people.”

[jls4561]

5. Muzzles are advised for animals that tend to bite.

[Duncan Grant]

10. Don't forget about the pecking.

Look away for a moment and you’ll be pecked. The danger is real.

[Duncan Grant]

6. And now, the HBO documentary: "Ladies of the Invisible Sneeze"

[Docreed2003]

8. What are idiots likely to get Covid-19?

[Duncan Grant]

11. Correct. Docreed2003, you have control of the board.

[Aristus]

12. "After feeding at their usual hangout, Bertha and Mavis were oblivious to the

toilet-seat liners that stuck to their faces..."

[Duncan Grant]

13. *spit take*

We need a plumber on table 5.

[Brother Buzz]

14. DUzy worthy!

[Duncan Grant]

15. Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.