Texas Waffle House Waitress Has Been Expecting To Die There Every Day For The Past 20 Years

[ornotna]

https://www.theonion.com/undaunted-texas-waffle-house-waitress-has-been-expectin-1843137772

“I honestly have no idea how I’m still alive. You seen some of the deadbeats we get in this place? Every time I refill someone’s coffee I’m afraid I’m interrupting a meth deal.

[Gothmog]

1. I love the Onion

[lapfog_1]

2. What is great about the onion... is that this "interview" could be absolutely true.

[Aristus]

3. Satire truly is dead.

Time was, I could read one line, and know it was The Onion, or some other satirical site.

Now, I can read the whole thing and simply shake my head at how far we've fallen. Seeing the link does not always alleviate my depression.

[Shermann]

4. Great title! nt