Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 31

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1) "ELVIS IS CHARGING!!"

2) "Grab the bull by the corns!"

3) "That breeze is a blessing"

4) "Good day! And may the good news be yours!"

5) "You snobs! You stupid stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted upper class piles of pus!" (answered)

6) "Wakey Wakey, Hands Off Snakey" (answered)

7) "Stifle yourself!" (answered)

8) "Honey, if I wanted a doctor in the family I would have made a boy!"

9) "Mulva"? (answered)

10) "I'm just a kid, sir!"

11) "The Chinaman is not the issue here!"

12) "I'll have a big salad." (answered)

13) "Like ships that clash in the night" (answered)

14) "You're killing independent George!" (answered)

15) "How was the Junior Chipmunks meeting, dear?" (answered)

16a) "It was just me and my computer...and the girls from Planet Slut" (F/X TV series)

16b) "Al doesn't like me blowing smoke in his eggs..What am I supposed to do, stop smoking?" (answered)

17) "They're minerals, Marie, Jesus!"

18) "I only came downtown to have one of my suits serviced!"

19) ""An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure!"

20) "Big steps and little 'uns" (British TV series)

21) "Doug, he's five!"

22) "Who died and made YOU T-Bone Walker?"

23) "A hula-hoop he wants!"

24) "I saw Jane die!"

25) "I lost my shoe!"

26) "I know you..Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?

27) "I don't mean to panic anybody; but the calamari is infested with baby squid!"

28) "Anybody touches my liquor'll get cut!"

29) "Always bet on the black, Jack!"

30) "I'm sorry, I don't speak maid!"

31) "I don't know anyone named 'Heywood Jablome'." (same show as #16)

32) "Tris, there's vomit all over the passenger seat!" (same show as #20)

33) "A man's bar is his castle!"

34) "Let's go buy a boat!"

35) "Cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donnie Jones" (same show as #30)

36) "You know Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!"



More TV lines from Part 30:
https://www/democraticunderground.com/10181327338

[Walleye]

1. 7-All in the Family

[red dog 1]

3. Yes!

[Sanity Claws]

2. 9 and 14 - Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

4. Ding! Ding!

[Sanity Claws]

5. 16- Married with Children

[red dog 1]

6. Nope

It's from a show on F/X, not Fox.

[red dog 1]

41. Hint: It was a dramatic comedy that ran for 5 seasons on F/X

[red dog 1]

7. "I love your family..Your father just laughs and stutters..The dame just sits..One guy's a fruit

and the other guy's got an IQ slightly higher than kelp."

[First Speaker]

8. #5--Fawlty Towers...?

[red dog 1]

9. Yes!

[red dog 1]

10. "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"

[jmowreader]

20. Sanford and Son?

[red dog 1]

24. WinnerWinnerChicken Dinner!

[red dog 1]

11. "What do I mean?..I mean get off my car before you flip it over,you fat fuck"

[red dog 1]

12. "How'd you like one across 'yo lips?"

[quaint]

43. The Honeymooners?

Ralph Kramden?

[red dog 1]

45. No, Ralph would go "Pow! Zoom!"

But he would never say anything as violent as that to Alice.

(Hint: Popular sit-com set in El Segundo, CA)

[red dog 1]

46. Look carefully at the nearby lines....One of them is from The Honeymooners!

[quaint]

48. Does that make this one Sanford and Son?

Going to stop guessing, now.

[red dog 1]

50. WinnerWinnerChicken Dinner!

There's nothing wrong with guessing....I do it all the time (and I'm often wrong)

[red dog 1]

13. "Your mambo days are over!..You want to wiggle?..Wiggle over to the stove and get my supper!"

[quaint]

47. This one for sure is The Honeymooners.

Maybe.

[red dog 1]

49. It's The Honeymooners.

[red dog 1]

14. "I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids"

[Wolf Frankula]

15. 15 is Happy Days

6 is My Name is Earl. Randy says it. I work with a guy named Randy who says it all the time.

Wolf

[red dog 1]

16. Ding! Ding!

[red dog 1]

17. "Hey Al, did ya miss me?"

[eppur_se_muova]

18. "I have a pickle date." nt

[Wolf Frankula]

19. You have 2 number 16s. The second is Married With Children

Wolf

[red dog 1]

22. Thanks for catching that, Wolf.

You got the Married with Children one.

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. #12 - Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

23. It is.

[red dog 1]

25. "Homey don't play that"

[backtoblue]

29. In Living color?

[red dog 1]

40. Yep!

Homey the Clown was my favorite ongoing sketch on that very funny show.

[red dog 1]

26. "Lady Luck can be a fickle whore!"

[red dog 1]

27. "When was the last time you saw Harpo?"

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28. "What's that smell?"

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(Recurrent line..in every episode...not a sit-com, but funny)

[red dog 1]

30. "We should have stopped at Roy Rogers!"

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31. "Is there any way the package could have survived?"

[Flaleftist]

32. "TUCKER!"

[red dog 1]

33. "Al, once again you have enriched our lives..Thank your father kids."

[Angleae]

34. Married with Children

[red dog 1]

36. You got it!

[Ron Obvious]

35. 13 Sounds like an Archie Bunkerism

But now that I think about it, that was "Two sheep that pass in the night", wasn't it?

[red dog 1]

37. Archie Bunker is right.

(The quote up there is correct)

[red dog 1]

38. "Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

[Mad_Dem_X]

42. Seinfeld

[red dog 1]

44. Absolutely!

[red dog 1]

39. "Eat your salad before it gets cold."

[SaveOurDemocracy]

51. 33 - Cheers?

[red dog 1]

52. Nope, good guess though

[wnylib]

54. Oh. That was my guess too.

[red dog 1]

53. "What'ya do, What'ya say?"

[red dog 1]

55. "Dr. Solomon, I've never seen you with a turtleneck before!"

[red dog 1]

56. "No Coke, Pepsi"

[JustGene]

77. SNL

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81. You got it!

[red dog 1]

57. "Ladies & gentlemen, take my advice..Pull down your pants and slide on the ice!"

[Angleae]

58. MASH

[red dog 1]

59. You got it!

[red dog 1]

60. "Is this a piece of your brain?"

[red dog 1]

61. "Let's be careful out there!"

[JustGene]

78. Hill Street Blues

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79. WinnerWinnerChicken Dinner!

(I loved that show)

[red dog 1]

62. "Ain't got no spleen, Gene!"

[red dog 1]

63. "He's a bad man...He's a very bad man!"

[red dog 1]

64. "Whack a boss?..I won't do that!"

[red dog 1]

65. "You never heard of Bozo the Clown?"

[red dog 1]

66. "Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!"

[Angleae]

67. Saturday Night Live

[red dog 1]

68. SNL it is!

[red dog 1]

69. "Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

[red dog 1]

70. "Incoming message from the Big Giant Head!"

[red dog 1]

71. "Can't you see that, Al?"

[Angleae]

72. Married with Children

[red dog 1]

74. Yep!

[petronius]

73. I don't know, but #30 sounds like "Arrested Development" to me... (nt)

[red dog 1]

75. Nope, good guess though

It's from a popular sit-com that ran on NBC for 4 seasons.

[red dog 1]

76. "I don't know what you want but you should know I've killed a lot of old people in my time..

And I'm not above doing it again!"

[JustGene]

80. #17 Everybody Loves Raymond

[red dog 1]

82. Sorry, no.

It's not from a sit-com.

[JustGene]

84. Darn

I heard Frank Barone clear as day.

[red dog 1]

88. Hint: It was a very popular dramatic series that ran for five seasons, starting in 2008

[red dog 1]

83. "I just live here...I don't have anything to do with the dead people"

[surrealAmerican]

85. I'm thinking #4 might be ...

... The Mary Tyler Moore show.

[red dog 1]

86. No, but you're close.

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Not a sit-com about a TV show, but it is from a sit-com about another type of medium that "goes out on the air"

[red dog 1]

87. "Dick, women are trouble!..I should know because I've been one for 2 weeks."

[red dog 1]

89. "Oh, Frank!"

[red dog 1]

90. "Is this a piece of your brain?"