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jpak

(41,780 posts)
Fri May 1, 2020, 06:29 PM May 2020

Help! My kittens are not obeying CDC social distancing guidelines

They follow me around and rub my ankles

They headbutt me and crawl all over me.

They sleep on my shoulders and chest and legs

I'm Doomed!

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Help! My kittens are not obeying CDC social distancing guidelines (Original Post) jpak May 2020 OP
needz pictures neow! IcyPeas May 2020 #1
Exactly! LisaM May 2020 #2
Mine are under the impression iamateacher May 2020 #3
I bet you haven't said "No" even once. Not that it would work. Hoyt May 2020 #4
They are banned from my quarantine room jpak May 2020 #5

iamateacher

(1,115 posts)
3. Mine are under the impression
Fri May 1, 2020, 06:55 PM
May 2020

The quarantine was created so their human servants could serve them more efficiently. They could be correct.

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