Is anyone else missing picking their nose with wild abandon?

[LuckyCharms]

Every time my finger heads that way I have to stop myself. "Nope...better not".

Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

[Kali]

1. just got finished

[LuckyCharms]

3. Where'd ya put 'em?

[Kali]

4. rolled 'em around and flicked into the wilderness

[LuckyCharms]

6. Good of you to feed the birds.

[mr_lebowski]

2. I have no idea what you're talking about ...

In the sense that it never occurred to me to stop picking my nose.

[LuckyCharms]

5. If it starts getting routine for you...

use your thumb.

Whole new experience.

[mr_lebowski]

7. Actually I have different bodily appendage I use when I need some variety ...

[LuckyCharms]

8. Damn, you're fortunate!

[mr_lebowski]

10. I know right? The ladies all say Gene Simmons has nothing on me ...

[TexasTowelie]

9. I think that I can express this sentiment from most DUers:

Please don't share the photos!

[TexasTowelie]

11. Remember Roy Clark and Buck Owens on Hee-Haw with the pickin' and the grinnin'?

I hope you are feeling depressed since your missing out on the first part.

[Marie Marie]

12. To all of the above, thanks for the laughs.

[captain queeg]

13. I don't remember my nose constantly itching in the past

Probably just didn’t register. But now it seems constant.

[LuckyCharms]

14. I'm thinking of putting a condom on my finger and going to town.

They're going to waste anyway, might as well use them for something.

[Newest Reality]

15. When I find my nose...

When I find my nose, I will let you know.

It seems that I don't have a head anymore and there is this little pink cloud floating in front of me and I suspect that might be it.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Poke the cloud with your finger.

[Newest Reality]

17. Okay...

That must be it. Thanks.

But, wait, I wasn't supposed to do that!

You got me.

[Kaleva]

18. Be thankful you can still scratch your butt with wild abandon. Be a glass 1/2 full kind of guy.

[LuckyCharms]

20. Can't I do both?

[Beartracks]

22. That's why you have two hands.

Sorry: I'm assuming you have all two.

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[LuckyCharms]

24. Well, to be honest, I usually use

both hands on one nostril.

[Solly Mack]

19. It's better when someone else does it.

[LuckyCharms]

21. You're thinking of something else.

[Solly Mack]

23. I get a lot of things confused but not those two things.

Besides, can you imagine how silly I would look with a Magic Wand shoved up my nose?

[LuckyCharms]

25. This one time, I had to get a

butt plug surgically removed from my ear.

[Solly Mack]

26. But then you're special. I'm humdrum.

True story.

My sisters and I spent a weekend together doing just whatever came to mind.

I was in the backseat, with my older sister riding shotgun, and my eldest sister driving.

The middle sister riding shotgun was talking...just droning on and on and on.

The driving sister said she is going to put her finger up the shotgun sister's nose.

Middle sister couldn't hear her over her own running mouth.

Sure as shit, at the next red light, up went the finger.

Middle sister kept talking for a split second more before yelling, "What are you doing?!?".

I was rolling in the back.

I laughed hard.

Something I never do when delicately plucking at my own nose.

[LuckyCharms]

27. LMAO

I can picture it....HEY!!!! WHA.........

[Solly Mack]

28. It was hilarious. Great weekend. We hit some of the

best restaurants around.

We shopped, laughed, and then laughed some more.

[Captain Zero]

29. You can pick your friends & You can pick your nose,

But you can't pick your friend's nose.