I'm pissed. Got thrown out of the grocery store today.

[LuckyCharms]

Got stopped by a guard at the entrance. He started to give me some shit, I cut him off...

I said listen pal, I have my mask on.

He said "Great. Now put some underwear and pants on, and I'll let you in".

[pdxflyboy]

1. OMG LuckyCharms...

You’re a pervert! LOL

[Buckeye_Democrat]

2. ...

[Aristus]

3. They're so picky that way...

n/t

[ailsagirl]

4. LOL

[cayugafalls]

5. Careful, they might come after your Lucky charms...

[Frasier Balzov]

6. Face pants!

[muntrv]

7. You can go shirtless into the store?

[LuckyCharms]

8. No! That's disgusting when men don't wear shirts in public.

[Ron Obvious]

9. Same with those "No shoes, no shirt, no service" signs

It don't say nothing about pants.

[Wawannabe]

13. Or guns

No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service
Guns? OK!

[ItsjustMe]

10. Go to Reddit

Then to r/Jokes/

Click on Submit a Joke.

[Totally Tunsie]

11. LOL - What happened to your black lounge pants, Lucky?

[whistler162]

16. Probably standing in a corner protesting

not being washed in a looooonnnnnngggggg time.

[cate94]

12. Lol

[DFW]

14. The nerve!

Next thing you know, they're gonna start asking you to pay for the stuff you walk out with.............

[lastlib]

15. What ever happened to "no shirt, no service"?

At long last, sir, have they no sense of decency?

[smirkymonkey]

17. Didn't you tell them you have your constitutional rights to buy some food!

Damn this nanny state oppression!

[Squinch]

18. You started my day with a good laugh.

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Good One!

6:13 am and I'm chuckling!