Jesus H. Christ In A Hula Hoop

[The Magistrate]

[PJMcK]

1. It's a rainbow hula hoop!

What could that mean?!

[The Magistrate]

2. Hadn't Noticed That, Sir

It does seem fitting, somehow.

[sl8]

3. I've always wondered what the "H" stood for. Thanks! n/t

[The Magistrate]

4. That Was My Thought Originally, Too, Ma'am

But on reflection the hula-hoop seems a separate item, and so the mystery remains unsolved....

[2naSalit]

5. So that's why he has his hands up in the air!

I always wondered why you don't see pictures of him below mid-torso.

[The Magistrate]

6. And When They Do, Sir

All you ever see is a flowing robe. One of those things make you go hmmm....

[2naSalit]

7. Yes they do, Sir!

That always made me wonder what his feet were attached to in those images.

[The Magistrate]

8. Or If There Are Any Feet At All...

In Marcie's dream, Al Bundy had no feet....

[Glorfindel]

9. Your Reverence! I'm shocked...shocked! I tell you

that a person of your august dignity and towering intellect could post such a tawdry image!

[The Magistrate]

10. It Came To Me In A Vision, Sir

I was looking through assorted vintage ephemera, dating to the post-war forties and fifties, and there it was, amid the kitchen decor and vacuum cleaners and color photographs of several matrons taking coffee on a sofa, just demanding to be extracted and presented to the world at large....

[milestogo]

11. That's how they did social distancing in Jesus' day.

Stay outside the hoop.

[The Magistrate]

13. That Would Liven Up The Trip For Groceries, Ma'am

Not sure my breath could handle it, but it would work, probably better than a pointed stick.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. So, I just *had* to Google the obvious ...

[The Magistrate]

14. Not Bad At All, Sir

Then there is this....