Coming soon: Contagion Guard personal social-distancing scent.

[Girard442]

Are you annoyed by people who blithely ignore social-distancing rules? Now you never have to experience that again. One application of Contagion Guard surrounds you with a miasma of disgusting odors that guarantees that no one will ever come close to you. Comes in a selection of scents so you can pick your personal favorite -- the one you can barely stand, but repels everyone else.

Coming soon to an isolated location near you.

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Ha ha...interesting. Another way to guarantee that people stay away from you is to ...

not take a shower for some time? And the scent remains w/ you wherever you go! Neat product and one, I wouldn't be surprised, will soon if not already, be on store shelves or via mail order, product produced, packaged and mailed, all without human contact!

[Wounded Bear]

2. Yeah, I've come to the conclusion that if you can't remember the last time you showered...

it's probably been too long.

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Ha ha ... I had to laugh when you said this. Perhaps the people around you can tell you when ...

the last time one had a shower last, but they probably are doing the same thing, not taking a shower either!

Thanks for the laugh and be safe!

[Wounded Bear]

4. You're welcome and back atcha...