Clean Jokes

[maxrandb]

A Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer and Computer Software Engineer were traveling down the road when their car suddenly stalled.

They drifted off to the side of the road.

The Mechanical Engineer said that it was obviously a problem with the engines Timing Belt. It must be slipping and not generating enough torque to keep the engine running.

The Electrical Engineer disagreed and said that it was obviously a problem with the cars Alternator not distributing power correctly and causing the engine to stall.

The Computer Software Engineer said; " man, you guys have no clue... all we need to do is get out of the car and then get back in"

[benld74]

1. I love this one

An elderly couple is in church

Wife: I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?
Husband: Change the battery in your hearing aid.

[maxrandb]

2. LOL

[Aristus]

3. Two atoms are walking down the street.

One says to the other:

"I just lost an electron!"

The other says:

"Are you sure?"

The first one says:

"I'm positive!"

[maxrandb]

5. Helium walks into a bar

The bartender says; "we don't serve Noble gasses here"

Helium doesn't react.

[lastlib]

4. A Photon checks into a hotel....

Bellboy asks, "Any luggage, sir?"
Photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

But he had a miserable stay, because the place was packed with neutrons--they stayed with no charge.

[benld74]

6. If I was only,,,

The new activities director for the rec center walked in, all the retirees quickly took notice. She was 20-something, statuesque, and gorgeous.
The 1st guy whispered, “She makes me wish I was 30 years older.”
The 2nd guy replies, “Don’t you mean 30 years younger?”
“No the 1st guy says, “If I were 30 years younger, I’d still never have a chance with a woman like that. If I were 30 years older, it wouldn’t bother me so much.”

[red dog 1]

7. What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.