I have a request for the entire DU population.

[LuckyCharms]

Please stop swearing.

It hurts me when you swear.

I'll keep this at the "request" level for now.

Please don't make me elevate this issue to a "command".

Thank you in advance for your kind understanding on this issue.

[yonder]

1. Well, when I'm in charge things will be different.

[LuckyCharms]

3. I predicted that you might be a problem.

[unblock]

2. I swear I will never swear again.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Great! And here I thought you would be a problem.

[unblock]

6. Oh I definitely am!

[lunasun]

5. OK sure what ever the fuck you want Lucky

I will not be like others who do not give a shit about an online posting request .

[LuckyCharms]

7. You were in the top 5 on my list of people

who I anticipated being a problem.

[lunasun]

12. Well I wont be, because I do give a shit about your hurt guy

I did not anticipate a toughie SOB like you to be so sensitive but it doesn't matter
You asked so no GD swearing if you do not want it Lucky !!!
and F those who can not honor your small request

[LuckyCharms]

13. I'm not tough. I cry a lot...

Especially when someone swears.

[lunasun]

16. Don't cry I am sure someone somewhere probably cares about your reaction maybe ..I swear it's true

[LuckyCharms]

17. No. Nobody truly cares. People just pretend to like me

because I have money.

[Dan]

18. I like you,

I really really do like you. How much money do you have? Cause I like you, I swear I do. (Hahaha).

[LuckyCharms]

21. Thanks Dan, I like you too.

I don't have as much money than I used to, but I'm still obscenely rich.

Before the pandemic, I had...oh, let's see...about tree fiddy.

Now I'm down to a buck three eighty.

[Dan]

39. Laughter, a smile when you can...

[LuckyCharms]

43. I never laugh or smile.

Laughing and smiling is for the weak.

[Arkansas Granny]

52. If you never laugh or smile, perhaps you should take up swearing.

[LuckyCharms]

55. Swearing is for the weak.

[lunasun]

19. I hope the $$ is not because you have one of those swear jars where people have to put money in

every time they curse. I always add monopoly money or foreign coins so those types cant get rich by my
every other word !! NFW is that going to happen sorry

[LuckyCharms]

23. I don't have a swear jar.

I have a swear dumpster.

[lunasun]

41. Hmm As I thought trash cash gotten by taking advantage of the profane people in society

with a You swear then you pay scam
Obscene Plot to wealth imo but wth do I know

[LuckyCharms]

57. That would be a fantastic book title

"Obscene Plot to Wealth Imo But Wth Do I Know"

[BBG]

35. Suddenly we are all pretenders

I’m a pretender too

[LuckyCharms]

44. You keep pretending. I'll continue my anti-swearing campaign.

[BBG]

54. Continue or pretend to continue?

That is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler you suffer the slangs and errors of outrageous fortune and that jolly rot...

[LuckyCharms]

56. Please, speak English.

[unblock]

8. Hey check out this thread:

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213422818

[LuckyCharms]

9. I've watched that vid about 30 times.

She's a woman after my own heart.

[unblock]

14. i thought the exact same thing!

[LuckyCharms]

15. She's really something!

You have to admire a person who can lay it out like that!

[Newest Reality]

10. I won't

I won't swear an oath here, then. I also won't cast any spells with curses.

Does this apply to expletives, as well?

Galdarnit?

[LuckyCharms]

11. I had a feeling you would be a problem.

[Harker]

20. Who's the real problem, here?

Hmmmm?

[LuckyCharms]

24. We both know who the real problem is.

[Harker]

27. Yes, we do.

But do we agree?

[LuckyCharms]

29. Yes. I thought earlier that you were potentially a problem.

But now I know for certain.

[Harker]

33. That you were mistaken?

[LuckyCharms]

34. Me too!

[Harker]

36. Exactly!

[LuckyCharms]

37. I knew you would agree. The problem people always agree.

[Harker]

38. Guck.

[LuckyCharms]

50. I'm not sure what you mean by that.

[Harker]

53. ...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181358348

[LuckyCharms]

58. I'm sorry, I'm not clicking that link.

Might be a phishing scam.

[Harker]

59. Grapes... Boo-Boo the cat...

duck and guck, but no fuck... prudish spellchecker...

What the guckity duck, man?

[LuckyCharms]

60. That's exactly what I'm saying, in other words.

[Harker]

63. Don't play dumb with me, lucky...

you'll lose every time!

[LuckyCharms]

64. I know what you mean.

[Harker]

65. I'd settle for a tie.

A skinny black one would do nicely.

[Tetrachloride]

22. Ty. "Everything in moderation."

There's a pun there, which I had to use.

For my fictional writing, I tend to avoid profanity because it means I am not too creative in describing the problem the character faces.

[LuckyCharms]

25. Very good.

People who swear a lot usually lack imagination and generally have a below average IQ.

[csziggy]

26. No problem - I am out of fucks

[LuckyCharms]

31. I have been waiting for you to respond.

I knew you would eventually. The problem people always respond.

[gibraltar72]

32. I've still got a few, I'll loan you one of mine.

[gibraltar72]

28. Snowflake.

[LuckyCharms]

30. Very very good. See? We can insult without swearing.

[Solly Mack]

40. I swear to swear only while swearing. I swear.

[LuckyCharms]

42. Yet another problem person.

I knew it would be bad, but not this bad.

[Solly Mack]

45. I swear I'm sorry.

[LuckyCharms]

46. Your statement does not

contain all the components of a real, proper apology.

[Solly Mack]

47. True. Lacked sincerity.

But then I wasn't being sincere.

I promise.

[LuckyCharms]

48. Well, at least you didn't swear.

That's worth so so much.

[Solly Mack]

49. Swear?

[LuckyCharms]

51. You know what mean...I can't come out and say the words because

that would be wrong.

You know...like the "E" word.

And the "X" word.

[Solly Mack]

61. OK. I'm gonna go over there.

There being open to interpretation.

[LuckyCharms]

62. Excellent, but please don't swear when you're over there.

[Solly Mack]

66. I'm watching you. I haven't forgotten.

So, there. I swear. You know where. If you dare.

Oh, my. I'm silly.

[Kaleva]

67. This request discriminates against sailors and former sailors who speak Fuckinese

[flotsam]

68. FU*

*stands for "Forward United"...of course.

[WestLosAngelesGal]

69. Please install voluntary swear jar to support DU

I don't care if people swear, even though I rarely do.

Wouldn't it be cool to have a voluntary swear jar to support the site?

Okay, I am kidding, but I thought people could use a giggle.

[LuckyCharms]

70. But....

THAT'S MY WEED MONEY!

[panader0]

71. Shane MacGowan doesn't swear too bad on this song does he?

[LaelthsDaughter]

72. Why does it bug you?

It’s a 13+ site. Swearing/cursing/cussing, what ever you want to call it is allowed. It’s also healthier than using faux swears. What bothers you so badly about it?

[LuckyCharms]

74. When I was a young child

the old man next door would yell at me from his kitchen window and call me a "little fuckweed".

[Kali]

80. !

[Wounded Bear]

73. I think you have us confused with people who give a fuck...

but I could be wrong. You never know.

[Wolf Frankula]

75. You should to swear in Afrikaans.

Dit is 'n wonderlik taal te sweer in. Ever go to a meeting that was a complete and total waste of time? Dit was 'n rondfok.

Wolf

[Major Nikon]

76. The fecken pottymouth is totally out of control here

[47of74]

77. Sorry I like to say the word fornicate or it's naughtier cousin a lot.

Fornicate this and fornicate that. And every time 47 says fornicate people for some reason well they'd cheer

[NurseJackie]

78. Seriously? Or is this a joke?

[LuckyCharms]

79. Yes, we agree.