I have a good imagination but it doesn't run to exploring the "what ifs" of tRUMP, reTHUGS

[abqtommy]

and cultists. I think our reality there is the only thing we could've reasonably expected. However,
I was thinking of arming myself and here's how my internal dialogue went:

Me: I need an effective weapon.

Myself: For offense or defense?

I: Both and it should be legal.

Me: How about a lead-filled copy of The U.S. Constitution?

Myself: Sounds good.

I: I checked with the police department and they said there's no problem with either open or concealed carry.

Me: Let's do it!

And they did it and peace was restored throughout the land.

The End