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TruckFump

(5,812 posts) Sat May 16, 2020, 04:42 PM May 2020

Oh, I wish I could do what this Bird did!!!!!!

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Excellent, concise response and what a great aim!!!!

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Oh, I wish I could do what this Bird did!!!!!! (Original Post) TruckFump May 2020 OP

Good bird. Jamastiene May 2020 #1

Peanut, schmeanut! I'd buy it a YEAR'S SUPPLY of its favorite delicacy! lastlib May 2020 #12

Sickening to see such love for Vlad Putin right here in the USA ... Good Job Birdie! mr_lebowski May 2020 #2

Good one...wanna be sad, 45 million people believe he was chosen by god... Eliot Rosewater May 2020 #3

You'd likely have to do a bit more planning ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #4

LOL...I sure would like to be as accurate. TruckFump May 2020 #5

Don't show your junk and you'll be fine ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #7

Pays to be prepared!!!! TruckFump May 2020 #9

I like your general plan, but would make one slight change.... lastlib May 2020 #13

Mother Nature's response. ...nt 2naSalit May 2020 #6

Thanks for the chuckle!! ailsagirl May 2020 #8

Find that sign and you can... lame54 May 2020 #10

Isn't that at least a 10 year old picture? Nt Blue_playwright May 2020 #11

Prolly...and photoshopped, too! EOM TruckFump May 2020 #14

Im afraid quakerboy May 2020 #15

Link appears to be broken. love_katz May 2020 #16

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)

1. Good bird.

Reply to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 04:48 PM

May 2020

I wish I was there and had a peanut to reward it so it could go do that again on more Trump signs.

lastlib

(23,159 posts)

12. Peanut, schmeanut! I'd buy it a YEAR'S SUPPLY of its favorite delicacy!

Reply to Jamastiene (Reply #1)

Sat May 16, 2020, 07:48 PM

May 2020

Grubworms, earthworms, crickets--whatever its heart desired! That is one smart, patriotic bird! Reward it handsomely, and incentivize its brethren to do likewise!

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

2. Sickening to see such love for Vlad Putin right here in the USA ... Good Job Birdie!

Reply to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 04:49 PM

May 2020

YOU are a patriot, at least

Eliot Rosewater

(31,106 posts)

3. Good one...wanna be sad, 45 million people believe he was chosen by god...

Reply to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 04:52 PM

May 2020

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

4. You'd likely have to do a bit more planning ...

Reply to TruckFump (Original post)

Sat May 16, 2020, 04:57 PM

May 2020

But I'm pretty sure you could also pull this off ...

TruckFump

(5,812 posts)

5. LOL...I sure would like to be as accurate.

Reply to mr_lebowski (Reply #4)

Sat May 16, 2020, 05:12 PM

May 2020

Do you think that it would be a valid defense to public nudity that I was exercising my right under the First Amendment to use symbolic speach?

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)

7. Don't show your junk and you'll be fine ...

Reply to TruckFump (Reply #5)

Sat May 16, 2020, 05:26 PM

May 2020

You can be accurate by just drinking like 10 beers the day before, and eating little or no food.

Then the next AM, you just walk up, wear some old, disposable shorts, turn around, drop the back open, sidle up to his face there, and just PUSH as hard as possible!

I already thought this through, you understand ...

TruckFump

(5,812 posts)

9. Pays to be prepared!!!!

Reply to mr_lebowski (Reply #7)

Sat May 16, 2020, 06:30 PM

May 2020

Such a scout, you are!!!

lastlib

(23,159 posts)

13. I like your general plan, but would make one slight change....

Reply to mr_lebowski (Reply #7)

Sat May 16, 2020, 08:44 PM

May 2020

Coffee instead of beer. Coffee is a diuretic, and in quantity will give a nice case of runs. But timing becomes very critical, so you gotta be, um, *spot-on* with your gesture!

Go for it!!