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Just got done mowing my lawn... (Original Post) LuckyCharms May 2020 OP
That was my lawn you were on. guillaumeb May 2020 #1
Good one! mr_lebowski May 2020 #2
Sounds very productive! You're a better man than I, LC ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #3
Sex can be done with other people? LuckyCharms May 2020 #5
Ummmm ... ask your mother! (nt) mr_lebowski May 2020 #6
She's...she's... LuckyCharms May 2020 #9
Alright, well ... sorry about that. mr_lebowski May 2020 #15
So you both just sit there, each of you lost in your sick, sick, fantasies? LuckyCharms May 2020 #17
Sure mate, that's ... that's one way ... absolutely ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #18
Sounds too difficult... LuckyCharms May 2020 #19
There definitely can be some ... challenges ... mr_lebowski May 2020 #21
Thanks for the LOLOLOLOL! leftieNanner May 2020 #22
Just untie the other person and ask them Sheesh. dameatball May 2020 #16
Go look for the video of Fred Willard on Jimmy Kimmel recently leftieNanner May 2020 #20
LOL!!!! skylucy May 2020 #26
oh, yes, I saw you.... IcyPeas May 2020 #4
Yes! Kinda like that! But my mower is not self-propelled... LuckyCharms May 2020 #7
Maybe it is but you just forgot to engage the drive? dem4decades May 2020 #10
No, it's a plain push one. LuckyCharms May 2020 #12
Once you have a self-propelled, there is no going back (if you can choose) mr_lebowski May 2020 #23
I don't have room keep them but if I did Wolf Frankula May 2020 #8
I hate to admit that I still... LuckyCharms May 2020 #11
Go with goats instead of cows leftieNanner May 2020 #24
Did you smoke more grass or eat more? n/t PoliticAverse May 2020 #13
Did you walk today, or bring your lunch? LuckyCharms May 2020 #14
This is the funniest thread I have read in quite some time leftieNanner May 2020 #25
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
3. Sounds very productive! You're a better man than I, LC ...
Sun May 17, 2020, 05:49 PM
May 2020

I shy away from just about any kind of work when I'm loaded on the ganja ... give me video games or movies or music.

Vigorous Sex (alone, or with others) and/or Cooking, though, are notable exceptions to this axiom.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
15. Alright, well ... sorry about that.
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:04 PM
May 2020

Okay, it's pretty much just like having sex alone, except someone else is there too.

That about covers it.

LuckyCharms

(17,287 posts)
17. So you both just sit there, each of you lost in your sick, sick, fantasies?
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:11 PM
May 2020

And then you both start to cry?

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
18. Sure mate, that's ... that's one way ... absolutely ...
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:14 PM
May 2020

There's some other options as well.

The definition is really quite flexible.

Can even involve more than just 1 other person, believe it or not.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
21. There definitely can be some ... challenges ...
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:18 PM
May 2020

Going it alone is the simpler and more convenient option, there's little doubt about it.

leftieNanner

(14,998 posts)
20. Go look for the video of Fred Willard on Jimmy Kimmel recently
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:16 PM
May 2020

It's hilarious!

Don't know if you can open this, but here you go!


LuckyCharms

(17,287 posts)
12. No, it's a plain push one.
Sun May 17, 2020, 05:59 PM
May 2020

Battery powered...I love it. Next time, I will get the self-propelled, because i'm getting much to old to do anything that resembles work.

 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
23. Once you have a self-propelled, there is no going back (if you can choose)
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:19 PM
May 2020

This invention is definitely up there with sliced bread (and pronhub), and I'm not even kidding.

leftieNanner

(14,998 posts)
24. Go with goats instead of cows
Sun May 17, 2020, 06:20 PM
May 2020

Have you seen what they leave behind???

I'll pick up after my dog, but good gracious!

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