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Sun May 17, 2020, 04:45 PM

Just got done mowing my lawn...

after 4 bong hits.

It was niceeeeeeeeeee.

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Reply Just got done mowing my lawn... (Original post)
LuckyCharms May 2020 OP
guillaumeb May 2020 #1
mr_lebowski May 2020 #2
mr_lebowski May 2020 #3
LuckyCharms May 2020 #5
mr_lebowski May 2020 #6
LuckyCharms May 2020 #9
mr_lebowski May 2020 #15
LuckyCharms May 2020 #17
mr_lebowski May 2020 #18
LuckyCharms May 2020 #19
mr_lebowski May 2020 #21
leftieNanner May 2020 #22
dameatball May 2020 #16
leftieNanner May 2020 #20
skylucy May 2020 #26
IcyPeas May 2020 #4
LuckyCharms May 2020 #7
dem4decades May 2020 #10
LuckyCharms May 2020 #12
mr_lebowski May 2020 #23
Wolf Frankula May 2020 #8
LuckyCharms May 2020 #11
leftieNanner May 2020 #24
PoliticAverse May 2020 #13
LuckyCharms May 2020 #14
leftieNanner May 2020 #25

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:46 PM

1. That was my lawn you were on.

But thank you anyway.

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Response to guillaumeb (Reply #1)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:47 PM

2. Good one!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:49 PM

3. Sounds very productive! You're a better man than I, LC ...

I shy away from just about any kind of work when I'm loaded on the ganja ... give me video games or movies or music.

Vigorous Sex (alone, or with others) and/or Cooking, though, are notable exceptions to this axiom.
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #3)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:53 PM

5. Sex can be done with other people?

How the hell does that work?????

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:54 PM

6. Ummmm ... ask your mother! (nt)

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #6)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:55 PM

9. She's...she's...

dead! I probably won't get a good answer!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #9)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:04 PM

15. Alright, well ... sorry about that.

Okay, it's pretty much just like having sex alone, except someone else is there too.

That about covers it.
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #15)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:11 PM

17. So you both just sit there, each of you lost in your sick, sick, fantasies?

And then you both start to cry?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #17)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:14 PM

18. Sure mate, that's ... that's one way ... absolutely ...

There's some other options as well.

The definition is really quite flexible.

Can even involve more than just 1 other person, believe it or not.
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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #18)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:15 PM

19. Sounds too difficult...

I'll stick to my way.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #19)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:18 PM

21. There definitely can be some ... challenges ...

Going it alone is the simpler and more convenient option, there's little doubt about it.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #19)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:18 PM

22. Thanks for the LOLOLOLOL!

Tears even!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:10 PM

16. Just untie the other person and ask them Sheesh.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:16 PM

20. Go look for the video of Fred Willard on Jimmy Kimmel recently

It's hilarious!

Don't know if you can open this, but here you go!


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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #5)

Sun May 17, 2020, 06:18 PM

26. LOL!!!!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:51 PM

4. oh, yes, I saw you....

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Response to IcyPeas (Reply #4)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:54 PM

7. Yes! Kinda like that! But my mower is not self-propelled...

so I had to be a little more subdued.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #7)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:57 PM

10. Maybe it is but you just forgot to engage the drive?

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Response to dem4decades (Reply #10)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:59 PM

12. No, it's a plain push one.

Battery powered...I love it. Next time, I will get the self-propelled, because i'm getting much to old to do anything that resembles work.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #12)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:19 PM

23. Once you have a self-propelled, there is no going back (if you can choose)

This invention is definitely up there with sliced bread (and pronhub), and I'm not even kidding.
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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:55 PM

8. I don't have room keep them but if I did

I have cows to mow my lawn. Or is that to moo my lawn?

Wolf

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Reply #8)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:57 PM

11. I hate to admit that I still...

stick my head out the window and moo at cows when I drive by them.

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Reply #8)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:20 PM

24. Go with goats instead of cows

Have you seen what they leave behind???

I'll pick up after my dog, but good gracious!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 04:59 PM

13. Did you smoke more grass or eat more? n/t

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #13)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:00 PM

14. Did you walk today, or bring your lunch?

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun May 17, 2020, 05:20 PM

25. This is the funniest thread I have read in quite some time

Thanks.

And I don't even have a lawn.

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