Just got done mowing my lawn...

[LuckyCharms]

after 4 bong hits.

It was niceeeeeeeeeee.

[guillaumeb]

1. That was my lawn you were on.

But thank you anyway.

[mr_lebowski]

2. Good one!

[mr_lebowski]

3. Sounds very productive! You're a better man than I, LC ...

I shy away from just about any kind of work when I'm loaded on the ganja ... give me video games or movies or music.

Vigorous Sex (alone, or with others) and/or Cooking, though, are notable exceptions to this axiom.

[LuckyCharms]

5. Sex can be done with other people?

How the hell does that work?????

[mr_lebowski]

6. Ummmm ... ask your mother! (nt)

[LuckyCharms]

9. She's...she's...

dead! I probably won't get a good answer!

[mr_lebowski]

15. Alright, well ... sorry about that.

Okay, it's pretty much just like having sex alone, except someone else is there too.

That about covers it.

[LuckyCharms]

17. So you both just sit there, each of you lost in your sick, sick, fantasies?

And then you both start to cry?

[mr_lebowski]

18. Sure mate, that's ... that's one way ... absolutely ...

There's some other options as well.

The definition is really quite flexible.

Can even involve more than just 1 other person, believe it or not.

[LuckyCharms]

19. Sounds too difficult...

I'll stick to my way.

[mr_lebowski]

21. There definitely can be some ... challenges ...

Going it alone is the simpler and more convenient option, there's little doubt about it.

[leftieNanner]

22. Thanks for the LOLOLOLOL!

Tears even!

[dameatball]

16. Just untie the other person and ask them Sheesh.

[leftieNanner]

20. Go look for the video of Fred Willard on Jimmy Kimmel recently

It's hilarious!

Don't know if you can open this, but here you go!

Link to tweet

[skylucy]

26. LOL!!!!

[IcyPeas]

4. oh, yes, I saw you....

[LuckyCharms]

7. Yes! Kinda like that! But my mower is not self-propelled...

so I had to be a little more subdued.

[dem4decades]

10. Maybe it is but you just forgot to engage the drive?

[LuckyCharms]

12. No, it's a plain push one.

Battery powered...I love it. Next time, I will get the self-propelled, because i'm getting much to old to do anything that resembles work.

[mr_lebowski]

23. Once you have a self-propelled, there is no going back (if you can choose)

This invention is definitely up there with sliced bread (and pronhub), and I'm not even kidding.

[Wolf Frankula]

8. I don't have room keep them but if I did

I have cows to mow my lawn. Or is that to moo my lawn?

Wolf

[LuckyCharms]

11. I hate to admit that I still...

stick my head out the window and moo at cows when I drive by them.

[leftieNanner]

24. Go with goats instead of cows

Have you seen what they leave behind???

I'll pick up after my dog, but good gracious!

[PoliticAverse]

13. Did you smoke more grass or eat more? n/t

[LuckyCharms]

14. Did you walk today, or bring your lunch?

[leftieNanner]

25. This is the funniest thread I have read in quite some time

Thanks.

And I don't even have a lawn.