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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWrite something brief and intersting using the following words:
rascal, aflame, slumps, campus, ampule, lessen.
I look forward to your responses.
The rascal with passions aflame slumped on campus as he took a dose from his heroin ampule to lessen the pain of losing his girl.
with passion from his walk on campus, his ampule empty, watching his manhood lessen, the old rascal slumps, despondent and still.
The rascally Big Pharma Shill left her campus with a huge ampule of autism causing flu vaccine to lessen the critiques of her evil agenda by setting peoples minds aflame...
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)ampule of breast milk aflame bolts into the Olive Garden then slumps into a booth, to lessen the pain of lessons learned on the campus of all you can eat pasta:
They have changed the special.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)A well prepared rascal can keep their erotic passions aflame, and lessen the pain from repeated romantic mishaps around campus, by maintaining and nurturing an ampule number of second string lovers.
Awe crap ... its ample not ampule ... duh.
I gotta try again ...
A well prepared rascal can keep their erotic passions aflame, and lessen the pain from repeated romantic mishaps around campus, by maintaining and ampule of desire, and nurturing an ample number of second string lovers.
There ... all better.
I'm supposed to write something brief and interesting using the following words:
rascal, aflame, slumps, campus, ampule, lessen. I have no idea where to start.
"Slumps", the campus nurse, bore a strong resemblance to the prison guard in "Caged", which didnt lessen the poor rascals pulse that was set aflame by the sight of the ampule she held in her hand.
Take a look at "Slumps" in the picture below to see what I mean:

RedCloud
(9,230 posts)The little rascal could not lessen the lesson plan so he set it aflame before the campus police arrived with their ample supply of pepper spray in ampules and watched in afterlife amazement as the batting slumps of the Phillies continued well into the next millennium.
As he slumps on his Rascal, Ike has ampule time to set the campus aflame as he had failed his lessen.
pacalo
(24,857 posts)That is one FUNNY sentence.
TZ
(42,998 posts)This wouldn't happen to be someone's homework assignment would it?
Orrex
(67,398 posts)It is intended as a bit of a puzzle...
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)as he slumps back to the damn campus after we learned him an ampule lessen.
pacalo
(24,857 posts)GMTA.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I just did and the puns are pretty pervasive.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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"Second Coming"
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What rascal ampule slumps aflame toward Bethlehem campus to be lessened?
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UTUSN
(77,795 posts)
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