OK, which DUer posted this on Craigslist back in 2016?

[csziggy]

WANTED: COMMMITTED CAT LOVERS IN MALHEUR!!!

We will seize illegally held land and use it to establish a herd of free range cats from which to harvest wool. Malheur is the purrfect site for cat ranching the way God intended. It has an abundance of natural food, water, and a mild climate. Birds are plentiful. Catnip should thrive. We will develop a new breed: the Harney County ranch cat. We need hardy breeding stock such as Maine Coon, Manx, 'merican Bobtail, and Persian (natural born only). No hairless cats unless neutered/spayed. A few lions would be useful for defensive purposes. We don't expect them to breed with ranch stock. Artificial insemination might work but who wants to try that with a male lion? Our ranch will create sustainable community jobs and a quality organic product for the domestic market. We will have a low carbon footprint because felines produce little flatulence.

More: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bnd/5418481859.html

[DBoon]

1. That beats raising dental floss in Montana!

nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I'm going to Montana soon,

gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

[Niagara]

3. It sounds like something LuckyCharms would do.

[csziggy]

4. It certainly does

Or maybe the late lamented MFM.

[Niagara]

5. Whoever is responsible

I'm still laughing my butt off!

[tblue37]

6. Lucky Charms or Floyd R. Turbo. nt

[Niagara]

7. I'm still laughing about this gem.

[Shrike47]

8. I wouldn't describe the climate in Harney County as mild, not at all. Like the ad, though.