There's a raccoon the size of a golden retriever on my front porch

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

eating the nuts I'd put out for the chipmunks. He's busting the curfew.

[TEB]

1. He's Antifa

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Well, he was wearing a mask.

[ailsagirl]

6. LOL

[qwlauren35]

3. Did you know that a raccoon is a perfect symbol for the virus!

Did you know that a raccoon is a perfect symbol for the virus!

He always wears a mask. Compulsively washes hands, and the letters of raccoon rearrange to spell corona (if you leave out one c).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. They're also really hard to get rid of.

[qwlauren35]

11. Yes,

That's a good reason.

[LakeVermilion]

5. No doubt it's

Seeking refuge before the curfew goes into effect. 😉

[ailsagirl]

7. No photo?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Too dark.

[ailsagirl]

9. Ah...

perhaps next time

[montanacowboy]

10. Ha Ha

One night I heard something coming up on my front porch and it sounded like a heavy person, this was around 3 am. Well it was a huge Raccoon probably about 50 lbs or more with another smaller one. They are prolific in the city and are dangerous to cats. I would always leave a bowl of cat food out for strays and they were looking for that. They are beautiful and very clean, wash everything they eat.

[Talitha]

12. They look cute and clean, but

They can be heavily infested with fleas, and can be mean as hell too. A neighbor's Lab got into a scrap with one (over his food dish) and the thing just about gutted the poor Dog.