When other people take a shower, I stick my head through the shower-curtain and lick their bums.

[DetlefK]

[Glorfindel]

1. It's not the doggie's fault. People should shut and lock

the bathroom door when taking a shower!

[Kaleva]

13. Once you have your butt licked by a dog while taking a shower, you never go back.

Apparently the woman has made no effort to prevent this from happening.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. I wasn't sure what to expect, given the subject line...

What a relief!

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. Don't we all?

[OriginalGeek]

9. This post has been up for nearly 2 hours

and hasn't had anywhere close to the love it should be getting. I blame the lack of individual post rec buttons but y'all all still got a smilies button! Get on it!

[fleur-de-lisa]

10. My bad. Fixed it.

[OriginalGeek]

12. Moar liek your awesome, not your bad!

It's these other knuckleheads reading and not showering you with praise that need fixin.

[Harker]

4. Why did she include the dog's face? n/t

[DetlefK]

5. Never heard of dog-shaming?

You write on a piece of paper something bad your dog has done and take a photo of your dog with this piece of paper.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_shaming

[Harker]

7. I have.

I'm just nowhere near hilarious today. Not even mildly amusing.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. Will that poor dog need to wear that sign outside...

... while on a walk?

[dixiechiken1]

8. Don't think it would matter ..

Judging by the smile on the puppers' face. Pretty proud of it, methinks.

[hunter]

11. Our dogs hate baths. They won't go anywhere near the shower.

It's funny because we have one dog who loves water, we can't otherwise keep her out of it. She'll leap right into water wherever we go. But she's our youngest dog who must have learned from the older dogs that baths are somehow horrible.

Our husky has perfected his anti-bath strategy. He melts into the floor and complains bitterly when we try to get him to the bath.

Like this, but he doesn't move around as much:

If you try to pick him up he just goes limp which makes him very difficult to move.

[tblue37]

14. He looks so happy & proud of himself. I can't stop laughing at his transgression. nt

[Skittles]

15. I imagine the first time that happens is freaky