Drew Brees Admits He Doesn't Trust Black People Ever Since Falcons Linebacker Stole Football

[gristy]

Drew Brees is skewered by the Onion.

“I understand that people might be angry with me, but I have to speak from my own experience, which is that in 2009, a large black man came out of nowhere, shoved me, and stripped my football directly out of my hands,” said Brees, adding that the man who took his football was accompanied by “at least four or five other large black men” who were all wearing red and black, which he took to be gang colors. “Can you really blame me if I view black men suspiciously since that terrible day?

more: https://www.theonion.com/drew-brees-admits-he-doesn-t-trust-black-people-ever-si-1843906502

[Gothmog]

2. I love the onion

[Wounded Bear]

3. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[yardwork]

4. That was good, but this one is even better:

https://www.theonion.com/police-didn-t-spend-millions-on-awesome-tank-just-to-le-1843860163