With Apologies to Paul McCartney, I give you "Lady G"
Lady G
Somewhere to the south of North Carolina
Lives a Senator they call Lindsey,
Per Sean Harding he hired some young men
Prostitutes of Washington D.C.
And they call him Lady,
Lady G, why'd you wanna pass bills anti LGBT?
Tell me Lady, Lady G.
Hows election night gonna be? Lady G.
At times Senator Graham he came off friendly.
There were times he even sounded somewhat smart.
His orientation? I never cared. Being gay is not a crime
What concerned me is his total lack of heart.
And they call him Lady,
Lady G, why'd you wanna pass bills anti LGBT?
Tell me Lady, Lady G.
Hows election night gonna be? Lady G.
Trump and Lindsey took up,
Things began to look up,
The GOP was going strong.
But all of Trump's lyin',
He could see his chances dyin'.
He heard a voice say,
Move along, move along.
Well now. "Lady G" is trending high on twitter,
Gay hookers and senators, it probably should
I never thought to ask him what the letter G stood for,
But I know for sure it wasn't good.
And they call him Lady,
Lady G, why'd you wanna pass bills anti LGBT?
Tell me Lady, Lady G.
Hows election night gonna be? Lady G.
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"Lady G" certainly isn't deserving of your efforts, but certainly lives up to them. 
