Homer shows us how to ward off buses full of deplorables....

[KY_EnviroGuy]

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Homer: "Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm."
Lisa: "That's specious reasoning, Dad."
Homer: "Thank you, dear."
Lisa: "By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away."
Homer: "Oh, how does it work?"
Lisa: "It doesn't work."
Homer: "Uh-huh."
Lisa: "It's just a stupid rock."
Homer: "Uh-huh."
Lisa: "But I don't see any tigers around, do you?"

[Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]

Homer: "Lisa, I want to buy your rock."

[Lisa refuses at first, then takes the exchange]

KY........

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Reminds me of a guy I knew

who had an Afghan hound. He told me these dogs were bred to chase off snow leopards, and he hadn't had any problems with snow leopards since he got his dog.