OK, whoever said "Leaves of three...

[ret5hd]

brew some tea”

was wrong. Just fuckin’ wrong.

Carry on.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. It's got a nice little zing to it, doesn't it?

[safeinOhio]

2. My friends goat

Loves it.

[Annie Moose]

3. What the FORK, man?!?

What dingus would say that? While there are a few plants that look a little bit like poison ivy; staying away from leaves of three is generally a good idea!

(Although, I will agree that goats are ok with poison ivy, even when being milked. I was concerned it might effect the milk, but it didn’t.)

[ret5hd]

5. My tongue, throat, and anus are very...

unwholesome to look at now. They were all once very attractive. My doctor says my insides probably look the same, but he is too squeamish to look. He said MAYBE drinking calamine lotion would help but gave no guarantees. He said if the rash spread to my bladder and urethra, I’m probably a goner. He said never before has he recommended euthanasia.

[handmade34]

4. ...