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He once remarked:
"How do you make a Venetian Blind?
"Get him drunk first."
Mme. Defarge
(8,028 posts)Try stewed prunes and bicarbonate of soda.
Or words to that effect. I think it was in Duck Soup.
mitch96
(13,895 posts)I think it was a game show called "Who do you trust"... Two contestants and as per the show Groucho made some small talk with the gent and the lady. When talking to the female contestant he asked if she had any children. She said, why yes I have 6 children.. With out batting an eye Groucho looked into the camera and said
"I like to eat but I take the spoon out of my mouth every once in a while"...... I died laughing on that one.....
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Aristus
(66,329 posts)"Well, I love my husband."
"Lady, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while..."
mitch96
(13,895 posts)Turbineguy
(37,324 posts)(Margeret Dumont of course)
"Nothing! Come in!"
DFW
(54,370 posts)"How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Iggo
(47,552 posts)"How do you know there's four?"
"They're singing Sweet Adeline."