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Amy-Strange

(854 posts)
Sat Jun 13, 2020, 12:55 AM Jun 2020

TOP-TEN REASONS why Trump should start smoking pot...

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10) All Republicans will finally disagree with him

9) he won't remember that he's President

8) the DEA will arrest him

7) "What wall? What are you talking about?"

6) his base will desert him

5) He'll tell everyone that MAGA really means Make America Green Again

4) He'll be spending a lot more time in the bunker smokin... umm, inspecting it.

3) all that green will turn his hair blue

2) he'll demand that everyone start call him, "Mr. Pants On Fire!"
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AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON Trump should smoke pot is (drumroll please):

1) he'll start making sense!!!
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TOP-TEN REASONS why Trump should start smoking pot... (Original Post) Amy-Strange Jun 2020 OP
Excellent! Aristus Jun 2020 #1
Adventure! Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #2
... Aristus Jun 2020 #3
Couldn't have said it better myself n/t Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #4
... Major Nikon Jun 2020 #5
So true, and... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #7
If you take a jerk and get him stoned... malthaussen Jun 2020 #6
I'm a jerk, but... Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #8
kick Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #9
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