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Ptah

(33,024 posts) Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:32 PM Jun 2020

If UPS and FEDEX merge, it would be called FED UP.

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If UPS and FEDEX merge, it would be called FED UP. (Original Post) Ptah Jun 2020 OP

That is so good - LOL Iliyah Jun 2020 #1

instead of which is the biggest gouger, it would be ONE biggest gouger nt msongs Jun 2020 #2

And could shorten it to F'd Up nt intrepidity Jun 2020 #3

+1 Ptah Jun 2020 #4

+1! 2naSalit Jun 2020 #5

LOL! Kali Jun 2020 #6

Oh shit! Iggo Jun 2020 #7

My husband the Fed Ex courier hears that one at least once a day ms liberty Jun 2020 #8

He never mentioned it to me. Ptah Jun 2020 #9

It's because they're all used to it by now. ms liberty Jun 2020 #11

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a raccoon? Sneederbunk Jun 2020 #10

A UPS driver told me this joke years ago PJMcK Jun 2020 #12

Iliyah

(25,111 posts)

1. That is so good - LOL

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:36 PM

Jun 2020

msongs

(67,394 posts)

2. instead of which is the biggest gouger, it would be ONE biggest gouger nt

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Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:38 PM

Jun 2020

intrepidity

(7,291 posts)

3. And could shorten it to F'd Up nt

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Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:42 PM

Jun 2020

Ptah

(33,024 posts)

4. +1

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Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:45 PM

Jun 2020

2naSalit

(86,524 posts)

5. +1!

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Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:45 PM

Jun 2020

Kali

(55,007 posts)

6. LOL!

Reply to intrepidity (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:53 PM

Jun 2020

Iggo

(47,548 posts)

7. Oh shit!

Reply to intrepidity (Reply #3)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 04:55 PM

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ms liberty

(8,572 posts)

8. My husband the Fed Ex courier hears that one at least once a day

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 05:05 PM

Jun 2020

For the last twenty years.

Ptah

(33,024 posts)

9. He never mentioned it to me.

Reply to ms liberty (Reply #8)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 05:06 PM

Jun 2020

ms liberty

(8,572 posts)

11. It's because they're all used to it by now.

Reply to Ptah (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 05:21 PM

Jun 2020

It loses its funny quick, but they all just shrug because after all, everyone's a comedian!

Sneederbunk

(14,289 posts)

10. What do you get if you cross a skunk with a raccoon?

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 05:20 PM

Jun 2020

A dirty look from the raccoon.

PJMcK

(22,029 posts)

12. A UPS driver told me this joke years ago

Reply to Ptah (Original post)

Sun Jun 14, 2020, 05:41 PM

Jun 2020

He made it sound like it had just been announced on the radio and he totally got me until his punch line:

The new conglomerate will be called F-UPS.

I see that another poster above heard the same joke.

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