If UPS and FEDEX merge, it would be called FED UP.

[Ptah]

[Iliyah]

1. That is so good - LOL

[msongs]

2. instead of which is the biggest gouger, it would be ONE biggest gouger nt

[intrepidity]

3. And could shorten it to F'd Up nt

[Ptah]

4. +1

[2naSalit]

5. +1!

[Kali]

6. LOL!

[Iggo]

7. Oh shit!

[ms liberty]

8. My husband the Fed Ex courier hears that one at least once a day

For the last twenty years.

[Ptah]

9. He never mentioned it to me.

[ms liberty]

11. It's because they're all used to it by now.

It loses its funny quick, but they all just shrug because after all, everyone's a comedian!

[Sneederbunk]

10. What do you get if you cross a skunk with a raccoon?

A dirty look from the raccoon.

[PJMcK]

12. A UPS driver told me this joke years ago

He made it sound like it had just been announced on the radio and he totally got me until his punch line:

The new conglomerate will be called F-UPS.

I see that another poster above heard the same joke.