I need my husband to go back to work and never retire...

[Phentex]

and to think I used to complain he was never home

[Clash City Rocker]

1. LOL

[Phentex]

6. Ha!

So far no evil thoughts. Just. Get. Out.

[Freddie]

2. My husband manages an auto parts store

He hires retired guys as delivery drivers. Almost every one of them has the same reason for wanting the job - “my wife doesn’t want me underfoot during the day.”

[Miguelito Loveless]

4. Ah, to be from a generation where you could live off

the income of one job.

[Freddie]

5. The business is located in a very upscale area

He gets the impression that these retired guys are working just to get out of the house.

[Miguelito Loveless]

10. A shame

I love my wife. She's my best friend. We love hanging out together, though we have a few diverging interests.

[Phentex]

8. My neighbor told me this...

when her husband was unexpectedly "retired" from his office. Drove her nuts. He has no hobbies and I think that's part of it.

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. My husband was an essential worker through the shutdown.

Thank the Godess!

[Phentex]

7. At first I was amazed...

this from a man who will never take a vacation. Here he is. At home and the actual office did not fall apart.

Now he looks for the mail truck like he's expecting a Pulitzer prize to show up.

[jimfields33]

9. Lol! Sounds familiar. The best excitement in my household is daily mail

[SoCalNative]

12. Mine too

along with any UPS or Amazon deliveries.

[sarge43]

11. "....I used to complain he was never home."

Be careful what you pray for.

Men, can't live with them, can't live ...have another margarita, Phentex.

But ya gotta love 'em.

[Phentex]

13. I haven't been much of a drinker...

but now that I don't have to go anywhere, I have had more alcohol than I can remember in many years.

[sarge43]

14. Hear you. I've been hitting the sauce more than I usually do.

Not that I'm found face down in the potted plant...just feeling a bit better

Stay safe. We will survive and backatcha