Parody: Christian face masks

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Satan is trying to get his germs into your mouth.
You have to use the holy cloth of God to protect you.
First he will get you sick, then he will take your guns.
Then he will use the germs to change your Caucasian DNA.

When Jesus went out into the desert, Satan tried to get sand into his lungs, but Jesus was too smart and used the holy cloth. You have been warned. Satan is trying to get into your lungs too. Get holy clothes made in America right on etsy.com. Do it for your family. Do it for your children, who might be changed into LBTYQs by Satan's germs.

And now, for a limited time get face shields. You can read the Bible and be protected all at the same time. Praise the Lord!

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