I've got half a brain

[left-of-center2012]

I saw one of my neighbors today who I rarely see.
Since we were both wearing masks, we stopped to talk for a few minutes.

He said he always enjoys talking with me as I’m one of his few neighbors with half a brain.

[drray23]

1. Hey its better than having 2 brain cells only 🤪

[RainCaster]

2. You are way ahead of DFT

[tazkcmo]

3. "Thanks?"

Lol. At least he didn't say "only"!

[lunatica]

4. That's so much better than being a cement brain!

Count your blessings!

[Solly Mack]

5. I take my half out and play with it.

[LuckyCharms]

11. If I had nickel for every time I've heard that...

[Solly Mack]

15. You could keep the nickelodeon going forever?

[IADEMO2004]

6. Real Estate listings in your area?

[bluedigger]

7. One more brain and I'd be a half wit.

That's what they tell me anyways. I don't do math.

[Skittles]

8. a new neighbor assures me that gay men and pedophiles are the same

less than half a brain

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. I hope that you didn't feel insulted.

I've heard that phrase a few times in the Midwest, and it's a compliment. The focus is on the others who are far more stupid compared to you.

They don't even have "half a brain", but you have at LEAST that... probably even a "full brain".

Lol, it's indeed a strange saying.

[keithbvadu2]

10. Only a few people can prove their sanity.

https://ky.aflcio.org/news/president-might-consider-sanity-certificate

When George Wallace ran for governor of Alabama in 1962, his political enemies found out that he'd suffered battle fatigue in World War II, recalled Victor Gold, an author and speechwriter for President George H.W. Bush.

The anti-Wallace camp said he was thus unqualified.

"On the stump, Wallace, pointing to a bill of health from his veterans hospital, quipped, 'I’m the only candidate in this race who has a certificate proving he’s sane,'" Gold also remembered, adding, "In the South of my political youth – the 1950s and ’60s – we took our crackpot chief executives in stride."

[LuckyCharms]

12. That's a nice compliment, even though it

doesn't sound like one!

[diva77]

13. According to Merriam-Webster, "half a brain"

is an idiom. Definition: common sense

Used in a sentence: If he had half a brain, he would have left a long time ago.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/half%20a%20brain

[lastlib]

14. Hey, I may have your other half!

Or you have mine!