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If you weren't human, what would you be? - A quiz (Original Post) packman Jul 2020 OP
I got an angel, they clearly don't know me. redstatebluegirl Jul 2020 #1
Same Here Me. Jul 2020 #15
IT's not-- I got an angel, too. TreasonousBastard Jul 2020 #16
Ha...Now I Know It Is Me. Jul 2020 #17
Same. sakabatou Jul 2020 #32
Remember Satan was an angel Sanity Claws Jul 2020 #34
I took the quiz and I guess I'd be nobody and nothing! The answer was stuck in a loop. Or, maybe in2herbs Jul 2020 #2
I'm a tree! RGinNJ Jul 2020 #3
Tree here as well. Midnight Writer Jul 2020 #21
Another tree here sarge43 Jul 2020 #28
+1 Lucinda Jul 2020 #29
I don't identify as human... Newest Reality Jul 2020 #4
I'm a house plant. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #5
Pleased to meet you Ohiogal Jul 2020 #9
I hope I'm something interesting and not just a philodendron. The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #14
Same here. Ohiogal Jul 2020 #22
I would be a dog, my favorite pet! northoftheborder Jul 2020 #6
Meow! FM123 Jul 2020 #7
And you'll probably chew on my leaves The Velveteen Ocelot Jul 2020 #13
Yummy! FM123 Jul 2020 #24
a tree handmade34 Jul 2020 #8
Demigod? A nice one. I wouldn't have to register as a repubican would I? IADEMO2004 Jul 2020 #10
A dog Sanity Claws Jul 2020 #11
A registered Hereford bull. Sneederbunk Jul 2020 #12
I got the blue screen of death Midnightwalk Jul 2020 #18
A dog. tazkcmo Jul 2020 #19
Oh, boy, I got angel. Polly Hennessey Jul 2020 #20
I'm a house cat too. sinkingfeeling Jul 2020 #23
It said dog, but there's no way... Binkie The Clown Jul 2020 #25
A cheetah. Buckeye_Democrat Jul 2020 #26
I aparently broke it.....it just continually says "calculating" Coventina Jul 2020 #27
An angel. Glorfindel Jul 2020 #30
Hahahahahaha!!! I would be a houseplant--they used a cactus for me! tblue37 Jul 2020 #31
My results Different Drummer Jul 2020 #33
A tree. Dem2theMax Jul 2020 #35
I got angel. smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #36

in2herbs

(4,531 posts)
2. I took the quiz and I guess I'd be nobody and nothing! The answer was stuck in a loop. Or, maybe
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 12:54 PM
Jul 2020

it's stuck cuz I'd be evolved and become something that's indescribable??? lol

Lucinda

(31,170 posts)
29. +1
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 05:05 PM
Jul 2020

Have you ever looked at a tree softly swaying in the wind only to feel a sense of peace? That's because in your heart, you are a tree. Stoic, peaceful, and grounded. If you weren't a human, you would be deeply rooted into the earth as a tree. To you, being one with nature and the elements is to be close to peace.

Newest Reality

(12,712 posts)
4. I don't identify as human...
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 12:58 PM
Jul 2020

I don't identify as human simply because that which makes me think I am, isn't.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(131,219 posts)
5. I'm a house plant.
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 01:00 PM
Jul 2020

I thought I'd be a cat or a sloth, but they came up with a creature even more sessile and lethargic. Lately it totally fits.

Sanity Claws

(22,440 posts)
11. A dog
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 01:08 PM
Jul 2020

If I were a dog, I’d be the kind that would piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining.

I think I’m much more of an eagle than a dog.

tazkcmo

(7,419 posts)
19. A dog.
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 01:38 PM
Jul 2020

I like cats but I like.dogs more. I believe they are several steps up from being human.

Buckeye_Democrat

(15,539 posts)
26. A cheetah.
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 03:18 PM
Jul 2020

I don't believe in "former lives" or any of that supernatural stuff, but it's amazing how many times that I've had dreams in which I can't move fast enough on two legs. Then I use my hands to pull myself along faster, and eventually I just run on four legs like an animal. Always end up running super-fast that way, like as fast as a speeding car.

Edit: The quiz says "angel". M'kay...

Different Drummer

(9,083 posts)
33. My results
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 09:11 PM
Jul 2020

Have you ever looked at a tree softly swaying in the wind only to feel a sense of peace? That's because in your heart, you are a tree. Stoic, peaceful, and grounded. If you weren't a human, you would be deeply rooted into the earth as a tree. To you, being one with nature and the elements is to be close to peace.

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Personally, I'd like to be some sort of cold blooded animal because they hibernate during the winter and winter is definitely my least favorite season.

Dem2theMax

(11,005 posts)
35. A tree.
Thu Jul 2, 2020, 11:37 PM
Jul 2020

I don't know how this quiz did this. This is one hundred percent me.

Have you ever looked at a tree softly swaying in the wind only to feel a sense of peace? That's because in your heart, you are a tree. Stoic, peaceful, and grounded. If you weren't a human, you would be deeply rooted into the earth as a tree. To you, being one with nature and the elements is to be close to peace.

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