Why is Melania always on top when she has sex with Donald?

[LuckyCharms]

Because Donald only knows how to fuck up.

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Good one!

[Kali]

2. jokes need a reasonable basis in reality

I don't think this has that.

( )

[LuckyCharms]

3. Yes, I've been picturing it since I typed it.

There's a horror movie in my head.

[Newest Reality]

4. Ah,

I think the prenup should be consulted here. Conjugal activities may not be included or limited to certain, manual activities for the sake of convenience.

It is also highly speculative and questionable that Donald is able to fuck anything but a country up. Which may explain some of the behaviors he exhibits as outlets for the frustrations of impotence as well as expressed disgust from the First Whore of the United States, FWOTUS.

[Jeebo]

5. That's an old joke.

I heard it way back in the 80s about Ronald and Nancy Reagan.

-- Ron

[LuckyCharms]

6. That's impossible.

I made it up just now.

[Jeebo]

8. I assure you, I did hear it in the 1980s.

When Ronnie and Nancy are in bed together, why does Nancy always get on top?

Because Reagan can only fuck up.

I told that joke to my parents one day, while they were up here in Missouri visiting me from Alabama and sitting at my kitchen table.

Somebody else I told it to said that that same joke has been told, and can be told, about any president.

You might think you just made it up, but you have heard it before too, and just unconsciously remembered it and think you made it up.

-- Ron

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I assure you, the OP was kidding.

[LuckyCharms]

11. No seriously...I think what is probably going on is

that I made up that joke in the 80's, forgot that I made it up, and then made it up again just now.

[MLAA]

7. Good one!!

[GemDigger]

10. She has to climb the mountain to find the mole hill.

[LuckyCharms]

12. It's probably like

trying to stuff a marshmallow into a parking meter.

[GemDigger]

15. I shudder at the thought. Ewww.

[Kali]

19. omg

[ProudMNDemocrat]

13. It's too small to find in a clearing even.

Sheesh!

[LuckyCharms]

14. It's so inverted that...

he has to go in ass-first.

[GemDigger]

16. That could be a problem seeing how he is ALL ASS.

If he says kiss my ass, I would say "mark the spot, you are all ass"

[LuckyCharms]

17. Well, at least if he goes in ass-first

he gets to hear "Donald! You're so big"!

[GemDigger]

18. Ewwww, I can't top that one.

[LuckyCharms]

20. Melania probably says that all the time.

[GemDigger]

21. .

[LuckyCharms]

22. I have the perfect response to that...

but I'd get sent to the jury.

[GemDigger]

23. Lucky, because of you today, my dog thinks I have

lost my last marble.

[LuckyCharms]

24. Your dog might have eaten it...

If so, it's not really lost. Check his/her poop tomorrow.

[Ohiya]

25. So she doesn't choke on her vomit?

[Coventina]

26. That was a mental image I didn't need!!!

[smirkymonkey]

27. This thread is too funny!