Some funny bumper stickers and such

[packman]

[Ohiogal]

1. "Nobody cares about your stick figure family "

One of my favorites. I’ve actually seen it on a few cars around here.

[lastlib]

2. Reminds me of a cartoon--

two bears at a campground looking at the stick family on the window--one says, "Look, Carl, a menu!"

[Ohiogal]

4. Oh that's funny

[FoxNewsSucks]

9. I got a tshirt last year

on vacation in Santa Fe with that on it.

[Ohiogal]

17. Awesome!

[FoxNewsSucks]

11. Years ago, I had a hilarious stick figure family

on my SUV. Mom was yelling and waving a rolling pin, hair in rollers, wearing a nightgown & slippers with a martini sloshing in her hand. Oldest son had a mohawk, anarchy symbol shirt and flipping the bird. Two oldest daughters had 1-2 babies each, youngest son had a full diaper, and youngest daughter was also knocked up. Dog was pooping. Dad was blowing his brains out.

The most honest portrayal of the typical American family I've ever seen on the back of a van or SUV. When I traded it in, Amazon no longer had that, and I couldn't find it anywhere else. So I just got a bumper sticker with a very large stick figure family and the caption "No one cares how many times you forgot to take your birth control".

I've also seen the zombie, Star Wars, and monster-truck running them down around here.

[Ohiogal]

18. What a hoot!

[perfessor]

27. The good ol days, pre-kids:

[FoxNewsSucks]

28. Ah yes, the DINK family

[niyad]

32. Sandy and Richard Riccardi, the political parodists, have a song called "Our Stickperson Family"

that is very funny.

Alas, this machine will not let me link to it.

[FoxNewsSucks]

34. This one?

They're really good, I first found them from one of the tRump videos.

[niyad]

35. Yes, that is the one. I have been following them for years. One continuing favourite is "We

Need A Little Xanax". From after 11/9.

[Fritz Walter]

12. I've seen it around here, too

Northeast Florida.

Thanks!

[AllaN01Bear]

3. heart all the bumper stickers , esp; wil e coyote hittting the truck.

too bad there isnt one on the other side of the truck.

[BComplex]

5. That was so good! I also liked the "I'll believe corporations are people...

when Texas executes one!"

[Karadeniz]

30. My fav!

[lastlib]

33. I saw that as a meme several years ago, with....

Governor Goodhair (Rick Perry) up on a pedestal brandishing his pistol.

[underpants]

6. Used to be cool and coyote

Love them all.

[Ohiogal]

20. "Used to be cool"

My grown sons love that one, since we used to be uncool with a minivan ...

[calimary]

7. That "Can't See Shit..." one made me laugh out loud!

on edit - the Wile E. Coyote one, also! That would make me NOT want to get my car fixed if it had a booboo like that truck has!

Other than that, I don't have a favorite. They ALL are WUNNNNNNNNNNderful!

[safeinOhio]

8. I wonder if the Willie Coyote is copywritten?

I have a friend that has a body/paint shop and he could offer to sell them to those that complain about the price of a repair.

[FoxNewsSucks]

13. Amazon has them for 9.95

https://www.amazon.com/Coyote-hitting-Sticker-sticker-graphic/dp/B0845YR9RR/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2DRW5DAKMG5QG&dchild=1&keywords=wile+e+coyote+sticker&qid=1594576112&sprefix=wile+e+coy%2Caps%2C188&sr=8-3

[safeinOhio]

21. got it

thanks

[SkyDaddy7]

31. Yeah, that one...

was freakin hilarious! And your idea to sell them at an auto body repair shop to folks who complain about the cost of repairs is AWESOME!!🤣🤣🤣👍

[Ferrets are Cool]

10. Great stickers

although, I'm worry about the parent that is ok with child being an asshole.

[Iggo]

14. Could everybody hear the Wile E Coyote one, or was it just me?

Clang!

[Ohiogal]

22. Yep!

Then he falls off flat as a pancake while rotating like a manhole cover...

[lunatica]

24. And getting run over by the back tire.

[niyad]

15. They were all great. But the "alcohol and calculus don't mix". . .on a Focus, cracked me up.

[llmart]

19. That was my favorite also!

Maybe because Trumpers would never understand it.

[cayugafalls]

16. lol, the one with "Can't see shit..." has a little one that says "Who cares Who's in here"

Love them all...

[liberalla]

23. "Don't Drink and Derive" . . . love it!

. .

[Scurrilous]

29. I failed Calculus freshman year in college and that bumper sticker is absolutely correct.

This was after I discovered the Rathskeller accepted pre-paid meal plan for both food and beer. It was a sad day when that place burned down.

[lunatica]

25. Thank you for this thread!

I sure needed it! I also contributed somewhere above.

[EarnestPutz]

26. The "can't see shit" warning is on a Volvo, a car that promotes safety, which makes it even funnier.

That said, I really need one of those coyote stickers for my old truck.

[Skittles]

36. a kid WHO is sometimes and asshole

yes INDEED

[LAS14]

37. Love the believing corporations are people. nt