It's National Nude Day

[Deb]

How do you plan to celebrate?

I was born to celebrate it but need some fresh ideas.

[Rorey]

1. I'm going to let my cats be nude all day!

As for me, um, no. I prefer to wear clothes when it's 100 degrees out.

Plus the hygiene thing.

[fleur-de-lisa]

12. My snooty cats insist on wearing fur.

I suppose they'll be asking for diamonds next.

[Rorey]

14. LOL, mine would probably like to take their fur coats off

They're mostly insisting on staying outside somewhere, though they're welcome to come in. They're having some attitude issues about me closing their favorite cat door at night when I go to bed. I had to reconfigure the cat entrance situation when a raccoon realized that it could come in and enjoy cat food too. The cats can come in through a raccoon-proof entry through the garage that's always open, but I think one of them may not have figured it out yet. Or she's just being stubborn.

Cats and their attitudes! Cattitudes.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. See #10. My cat did take her coat off

and she does seem to feel better. Your outdoor cats should probably stay clothed, though.

[Rorey]

16. I'm sure she does

My last dog got a couple of good haircuts every summer and he seemed to turn back into a puppy.

[Cirque du So-What]

2. I'm no expert

but it seems that there's no need for accessorizing.

[PJMcK]

3. No one really wants to see me nude

But can I look at some nudes?

(wink)

[bluedigger]

4. Well, I do need to mow the lawn.

Shoes are considered safety gear, right?

[Yonnie3]

5. I will celebrate by ...

removing my clothing before I shower.

[justhanginon]

6. For any trump trolls that may be lurking on our site and to avoid any confusion,

"nude" means "nekkid" to you.

[eppur_se_muova]

8. Not exactly. As Lewis Grizzard explained ...

Here's his iconic definition, probably used for the first time in the early 1980s: "There's a big difference between the words, 'naked' and 'nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on … and you're up to something."

https://www.southernthing.com/how-lewis-grizzards-definition-of-nekkid-made-it-into-the-dictionary-2606536756.html

[abqtommy]

9. Thanks for the reference to Lewis. I've long enjoyed his humor that was cut off too soon...

[eppur_se_muova]

19. Glad to. I remember hearing that bit live, on PHC (IIRC) and realized right away it was a keeper.

Plus, that really is the way we use "nekkid" down South !

[awesomerwb1]

7. Crap, I celebrated all day yesterday

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. I'm nude underneath my clothes, which is fine for me and the rest of the world.

Even though I'm staying home these days, I should not be nude, even hypothetically. However, my cat is nude; she got a lion cut a couple of weeks ago. That's all the nudity this household can handle.

[Wawannabe]

11. Let it all hang out?

[Aristus]

13. I woke up that way, and I'll go to bed that way.

In between, it's fully-clothed for me. They frown on non-medical nudity here at the clinic...

[LuckyCharms]

17. Naked at my window, singing this through a megaphone.

[MurrayDelph]

18. Sorry

I gave at the office

[Major Nikon]

20. I've been celebrating for the past 3 months