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LuckyCharms

(17,425 posts)
Thu Jul 16, 2020, 11:09 PM Jul 2020

I know there's only a slim chance you will read this...

but I wanted to at least give it a shot.

We saw each other at the grocery store, in the dairy section, 7/14/20, about 8pm.

You smiled at me, and asked me if I knew where the cottage cheese was.

I replied "How the fuck should I know"?

Just wanted to let you know that I thought you were cute.

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I know there's only a slim chance you will read this... (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2020 OP
You silver-tongued devil, you. dawg day Jul 2020 #1
Slim? babylonsister Jul 2020 #2
I looked at you, you looked at me... LuckyCharms Jul 2020 #5
Red shirt, khaki pants... Totally Tunsie Jul 2020 #13
Such a charmer! Solly Mack Jul 2020 #3
Yes, I'm told that quite often. LuckyCharms Jul 2020 #6
And many years ago, elleng Jul 2020 #4
I sure hope you know CPR... LuckyCharms Jul 2020 #7
;-) elleng Jul 2020 #10
Willing to try again tomorrow...... MyOwnPeace Jul 2020 #8
It's about effing time you acknowledged our special moment! MLAA Jul 2020 #9
;) sheshe2 Jul 2020 #11
That's a good one. Cracklin Charlie Jul 2020 #12
Reminds me of the lady here True Blue American Jul 2020 #14

elleng

(130,864 posts)
4. And many years ago,
Thu Jul 16, 2020, 11:11 PM
Jul 2020

we saw eachother in the grocery store, I asked if you knew where the sugar was, and you said 'Everyone knows you ARE the sugar!' (Never forgot it!)

Cracklin Charlie

(12,904 posts)
12. That's a good one.
Thu Jul 16, 2020, 11:59 PM
Jul 2020

I ran and caught some lady’s flying away papers at the grocery store one day. I handed them off and started walking to my car.

A couple of twenty something guys walked by me, and said “Alright, old lady!”
I said “shut up”, and just kept walking.

I could hear them laughing all the way to my car.

True Blue American

(17,984 posts)
14. Reminds me of the lady here
Fri Jul 17, 2020, 03:44 AM
Jul 2020

Came out of Walmart, saw 3 young men in her car, she pulled out her gun, started shouting at them for trying to steal her car! They jumped out, ran away.

End of story? It was not her car, belonged to one of the young men.

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