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One of my favorites.
So this guy is sitting in his living room and sees something out of the corner of his eye. A snail is going from the front door to the back of the house. He picks up the snail, opens the front door, and throws the snail across the street into his neighbors yard.
A few weeks pass and there’s a knock on the front door. The guy opens the door...looks left ....right....no one’s there. Then he looks down. It’s the snail and the snail looks up at him and says.....
WHAT THE F__K?!???? 
