DU men: Are you frustrated because you are stuck in the "friend zone"?
She just wants to be friends?
Here's what you do.
Follow these instructions exactly.
Call her up and say "Hey, want to see a movie with me tonight"?
After she says yes, pick her up and talk about the weather on the way to the theater.
When you enter the theater, ask her if she wants to get popcorn. You should each get a popcorn, making sure that you each pay for your own.
Go to your seats, and silently eat your popcorn while watching the movie.
When you're about 10 minutes into the movie, shit your pants. Don't mention anything about it.
She'll look at you with disgust and say "Did you shit yourself"?
Look at her with a blank expression and say "Yeah, why"? Then go back to watching the movie.
She won't want to be your friend anymore.
You are now out of the friend zone.
You're welcome.
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You need to include a warning! Your post sent me into a smokers coughing fit I laughed so hard!
