The chances of your Golden Retriever killing you (Twitter)

[fleur-de-lisa]

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[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

1. I've seen my Goldie make that face

Whenever I suggest a bath.

[underpants]

2. Love it.

[dem4decades]

3. I disagree. I have two now, I may die from a broken heart when they're gone.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

4. Excellent!

I used to have a cat that was truly the sweetest cat in the world. But sometimes I'd catch her looking at me and could tell she was thinking, "Oh, if only you were small enough so I could hunt and kill you."

[smirkymonkey]

5. Goldens are the sweetest, most loving dogs in the world.

I suppose there is always that outside chance, but they are worth the risk.

[Demovictory9]

6. lol