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Middle Age Riot tweet about Don Jr. & Eric: (Original Post) tblue37 Jul 2020 OP
Eewwwww. MontanaMama Jul 2020 #1
They are so gross. JenniferJuniper Jul 2020 #2
Beavis and Butthead without their insouciant charm. GoneOffShore Jul 2020 #5
Superior Genes! smirkymonkey Jul 2020 #3
You really need a warning on that. Almost snorted tea onto the key board. GoneOffShore Jul 2020 #4
 

smirkymonkey

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3. Superior Genes!
Fri Jul 31, 2020, 01:35 AM
Jul 2020


‘He’s Got The Mulan Virus!’ Yells Don Jr. Attempting To Quarantine Eric By Duct Taping Garbage Bag Over Head"



WASHINGTON—Kicking and punching his brother in an effort to fight the “Germans” [sic] that were swarming all over his sibling’s body, Donald Trump Jr. reportedly yelled, “He’s got the Mulan virus!” Thursday while attempting to quarantine Eric Trump by duct taping a garbage bag over his brother’s head. “Oh my God, ew, ew, ew! Eric, do you have the Mulan Virus?” said a horrified Don Jr., who, after sticking his hand into his brother’s mouth to take his temperature, screamed and immediately sprayed an “antelope” [sic] of Lysol down Eric’s throat. “If you don’t fight the Mulan virus soon, you could invest [sic] everyone and start a worldwide academic [sic]. Seriously! Okay, now just stay still while I put a bag over my own head.” At press time, Don Jr. was attempting to create some air holes for his younger brother by repeatedly stabbing the garbage bag with a compass.

https://politics.theonion.com/he-s-got-the-mulan-virus-yells-don-jr-attempting-to-1841516704
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